pete 2,499 Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Well that was the first old firm game of the season. and what a game it was. Celtic were so off the pace even Lewis Hamilton couldn�t have closed the gap. Well Lewis wasn�t in a gap closing mood at the weekend anyway. What is a tim in an Ibrox derby- Timid Word has it that Scott McDonald had been in touch with Tam McGowan before the game, seemingly he wanted to do a whole series of offside And then there was our big friend Artur Boruc, what a guy. After the game he wouldn�t give a hand to the Rangers players. Well he never got a hand to anything the whole afternoon anyway. Story goes that he was so upset he refused to go on the bus back to Parkhead saying he would catch a taxi. Wee Gordie replied well I hope you have better luck catching that. It is rumored that Celtic have a new transfer policy. They won�t sign a player who has been circumcised, You have to be a complete dick to play for them. There was a wee striker from Spain, For Rangers against Celtic he was play�n, Big Caldwell was slow, and let the ball go, For Nacho to head home again. Our captain had his mind set, a win is what we would get he wouldn�t let O'Day, get in his way, as he toe-poked the ball in the net. Charlie Adam made the tims sick as he mystified Sno with a trick, Evander thought he would shoot, then gave Adam the boot, Nacho stroked home the penalty kick. The Celtic supporters felt so proud, and were trying to sing very loud, but they all ceased their din, when the goals flooded in, now they�re a much quieter crowd. Before the game Boruc is a perpetual crosser, during the game a perpetual dosser, seemingly his god, won�t shake hands with a prod, or is he just a bad losing Tosser. Shunsuke Nakamura had asked Gordon Strachan to go for a drink with him after the game but Gordie had to renege. He was frightened of the Sak-i . Taxi!!! 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon 0 Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Brilliant brilliant work Pete. Thats made my morning 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
craig 5,195 Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Excellent stuff Pete ! 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza_8 233 Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Pete, do you make this up yourself? I'm just asking because when we met for a pint you weren't funny. You were old but certainly not funny! Only joking Dutchie, excellent work. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon 0 Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Pete, do you make this up yourself? I'm just asking because when we met for a pint you weren't funny. You were old but certainly not funny! Only joking Dutchie, excellent work. LMFAO first part of that was cruel :cheers: 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete 2,499 Posted October 23, 2007 Author Share Posted October 23, 2007 Pete, do you make this up yourself? I'm just asking because when we met for a pint you weren't funny. You were old but certainly not funny! Only joking Dutchie, excellent work. :uzi: I couldn't get a word in edge ways to be funny;) plus the fact i was mostly drool'n at the mouth at those two birds that were standing next to us. Hope we do it again sometime though with maybe a few more guy's. I make about 95% of it up myself as it is actual, with sometimes a joke from the Internet to help. I can't do one every week though as most weeks the games have been boring and it is difficult to think up something funny. Wee Gordie and Boruc are brilliant for material though. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gisabeer 409 Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 Hope we do it again sometime though with maybe a few more guy's. Think you and juffery would get on like a house on fire:fish: 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete 2,499 Posted October 24, 2007 Author Share Posted October 24, 2007 Think you and juffery would get on like a house on fire:fish: No problem Gav is a fireman. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geo1873 0 Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 No problem Gav is a fireman. jumps at the chance to get his hose out apparently 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon 0 Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 jumps at the chance to get his hose out apparently Puts it away to soon tho apparantly 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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