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If you could "write the script" for the upcoming OF how would it go. Realistic or dream land you decide.

 

Boyd to score.

McGregor to save a penalty and generally "do a Goram" on them.

Boruc to drop another clanger selling a goal, in a Ehiogu kind of way only worse.

A 3 goals to nil victory, with Barry to get one.

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Papac to score a 30 yard volley in first half.

 

Boruc to allow a Thomson dribbler through his grasp.

 

Brouc to be arrested for gesturing at home fans.

 

McGeady to be sent off for continually moaning at referee and kicking our at Kirk Broadfoot.

 

Rangers to win by at least 3 goals.

 

Please... ;)

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Mine would be-

 

Celtic to have several shots at goal with Mcgregor pulling off world class saves one after the other with strap-on going ape on the sidelines

 

Then a cross from steve Davis bounces off the back of Gary Caldwells nut and past Borat into the net 1-0 Rangers ,

 

knackeredmotor is given a free kick outside the box and sends it into row AA of the copland rear,

 

then Aidenodinhio is sent off for diving , Sasa Papac runs 40 yards and unleashes a Bert Konterman style screamer into the top corner 2-0 Rangers

 

David Weir goes in late on Joe Vinegar of Castlemilk stone waller surely (Not Given) Strapon goes balistic and explodes sent to the stand facing a 10 game ban then Boydy meets a cross from Broadfoot and sends in goal no! 3 past bore-arse Gers are in Dreamland and Strap-on is carted off to the Martin Oneil institute for the insane and deranged.

 

thats my take on it (here's hoping) :)

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The whistle goes at a packed Ibrox with Rangers opting for an attack minded, free-flowing 4-4-2.

 

Within seconds Rangers are on the attack with David Weir of all people leading a blistering passing movement which open up Celtic and eventually leads to a 30-yard piledriver from Bary Ferguson. 1-0 to Rangers!

 

The crowd go wild as Gordon Strachan has a go at his dodgy defence, then the camera swings over to the Celtic goaline where something has happened. During the celebration of the Rangers team, Celtic goalkeeper, Artur Boruc, hits Gary Caldwell with a thunderpunch which floors the defender and rules him out of the rest of the game, Boruc recieves a red card and walks off to a rollicking from his manager but he walks straight by the ginger haired one and straight up the tunnel where he gets changed and catches a plane to Poland.

 

Back to the football and Rangers are once again on the attack. Dailly pulls of a somewhat magical peice of skill which leaves the Celtic defence in awe, he then plays in Boyd who makes it 2-0, game over.

 

The H/T whistle goes after a terrible 1st 45 for the green and white, they have been utterly outclassed so far. Brian Laudrup takes the field where he is greeted by the Rangers support and simply informs us that the league is over.

 

The 2nd half starts and nightmare for Celtic when Boyd quickly interceps them and darts straight through the Celtic defence at a pace only rivaled by the quickest in the sport. He slids the ball by Brown and runs over to the dugout where he is greeted by Ally McCoist and David Murray, who was that excited he ventured to the touchline.

 

Rangers continued to dominate the 2nd half, scoring another 4 goals, all from Thomas Buffel.

 

The game finished 7-0 and featured Rangers greatest performance of all-time.

 

if only....:rolleyes:

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Reality!

 

For the vermin to put us under immense pressure for 90 minutes and then Lee McCulloch to pop one into the box and Boyd to head in a sailing header inside the back post behind a disgruntled Boakmuch!

 

1-0. Happy days.

 

 

 

Dream!

 

We totally run them over and win 7-0. Job Done.

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Thinking of my own heart there is no way i want to see Celtic dominating us. I want to see us dominating from the first minute to the last and having the game wrapped up as soon as possible. Otherwise i would love to see one of those goals that hits the bar and comes back and hits Boruc on the head and goes into the goal. A Boruc Blunder will be Fab as well.

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