Uilleam

We were offered one, but the Captain declined.

1 - 6 means that all we have to complain about is having nothing to complain about.....

Fashion will be trending today.

Andy Walker is pig sick, which is nice

Booking for Bevis Mugabe. I wonder what his nickname is?

Cue: mass apoplexy, and apoplexy at mass

They must keep the collective foot on the gas, second half, and none of the poncey resting on laurels they are wont to indulge in.

Looking like it!!!

Every time M'well crosses the halfway line, I get the fear. Three pairs of breeks in the wash already, and I have had to resort to the kilt and the commode.

Well, that was no surprise.

He is somewhat prone to injury, I suppose.

Surely Roofe is the man to get a goal on a flooding gluepot, in the driving rain?

Has the Japanese lad recovered from his concussion? He wasn't allowed to take the penalty, so clearly the severe and cowardly blow left him befuddled; so confused was he that he fell to the ground clutching his face, although the Livingston player's skelp was to the back of the head. Yet such cynicism is displayed on these pages that one might conclude that the stricken Kyogo was just another cheating bastard like Nakamura. I don't think that he was substituted, after the assault which must, surely, result in all round condemnation of the club's lack of regard for player welfare. The Hart 'incident' was a penalty for Livingston, but, bizzarely, imexplicably, one not awarded. Are the Masons going soft?

Speaking to Gersnet post-match, Tavenier offered: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

Would that we had a couple of 6/10s last night!

Indeed. Standards, old boy, must be maintained. Standards may be all we have to console us this season, the way it is going.

Can -should- we select a MotM when not one player could be marked at more that 4, maybe 5 at a push, out of 10? Picking a 'Least Bad Player' kind of demeans it, really. Agree that LBP was Calvin Bassey.

Another piss poor performance, against a journeyman outfit, this one ravaged by injuries. Our team is too easy to play against, and every other side, obviously, knows it. I worry that our players, too, know it. I worry even more that these players reached their apogee last season, and are now on the way down; even more than that, I worry that they know this, too. I worry most that our management team does not see any of this. Play badly and win is becoming, merely, play badly, as it is always likely to do, when poor performance becomes the rule, rather than the exception. I do not believe that the regular duff performances of this season will somehow magically transform into powerful winning football. Steven Gerrard, and his staff, to have produce a remedy, tout de suite. Sandcastle United, eh? Who is driving?

This is worse than bollox.

This is bollox.

The Rising Sons of Walter 3 The Opposition 0 FGS Hagi

A very sad day, for us all. A true Rangers' Man; a true Rangers' Great. Rest in Peace.

The sentiments expressed by this scoundrel, Needham, especially his wish that the Squinty Brig collapse, and the supporters crossing it drown in the Clyde, bear remarkable similarities, in feeling and in form, to those penned by that maundering bigot, Joe something Irish, from Greenock or The Port, who has, remarkably (perhaps not), a high position among rasellik supporting 'family' - Uachtarán, or somesuch, possibly Emeritus. You may recall that this deluded and charmless ould sod published his feeling that it was unfortunate that the shipyard workers, from Belfast, who built The Titanic, were not the victims of its destruction. It was a calculated, callous, and ignorant, jibe against the Protestant Scots-Irish. For this sectarianism, and what probably was, and would certainly be, nowadays, racism, Poileas Alba gave him a wee talk on more careful use of social media. I will not hold my breath on anything beyond similar advice being offered to Needham. The SFA and/or the SPFL should pursue disrepute charges against him, and against St Mirren FC. If the Chairman may not speak for the Club, who may? Ultimately, St Mirren FC will have to remove him from its Board, although this may have to wait until after the Authorities' investigation. He may resign, first, of course. It goes without saying that he should never be allowed to darken the doors of Ibrox, again. Interestingly, both Needham and Fred Goodwin hail from Paisley. Small wonder The Royal Bank of Scotland hit the skids, eh?

NBM? DNR

The worst start I've seen in a long time, possibly the worst under SG.