Uilleam

ManU currently 4 - 0 down at Palace, after 86mins. A total shambles, although Palace has played well, and attractively, scored some cracking goals, and thoroughly deserves this emphatic win.

Which way to The Loudon? That way....

If he does an Ugo next week.......

That's why!!! Never doubted the lad

Lest we forget

.....And he will not improve, no matter how often he starts.

Is Dessers on the park? I haven't noticed him. If he is, get him to fuck, Silva to No 9 and Roofe on. McCausland on wide right.

Couldn't do worse.

Who needs to conspire against this lot?

Ten dead grannies.

FFS!!!

He must be good if he is funnier than our 'defence'.

FFS!!!

Jerry can't. (Who is Jerry Seinfield, and does he know anything about football?)

Jerry building.

It's not like he has a bag full of options.

Is Power Point still a thing? Or are Rangers miles behind the technological wave? (I shouldn't be surprised.) Anyway, there is no point in worrying: There is nothing we can do about the matter; There will be another Academy Director along in due course, to slot seamlessly onto the top of the pyramid; We don't actually know if we should be worried about this change (which, I concede, might be worrying, in itself).

No argument here, YB.

With Goal Machine Kelechi Iheanacho, if reports are to be believed.

Butland saved their bacon.

Plus ca change, M. Tavenier.....

So, one change, then. I am not disagreeing, it's just that -with the possibly honourable exception of McCausland- the options look just as unappetising.

Roofe, Wright, and McCausland, somehow, then.

A UEFA spokesman said that it needed no lessons in corruption from Scotland.