Gonzo79

Who is everyone wanting to do well? I'm backing Serbia.

I don't see a problem with it either but it doesn't stir my heart.

Quite an uplifting tale!

Who is he (genuine question)?

The BBC advert about an international football tournament, which was in cartoon format and focused mainly on England, you mean?

BBC? International football? Cartoons? Focus on England? I'd say it stirs my bowels more than my heart.

Martin Kelly is a decent defender in the EPL, so should do okay up here. As for Skrtel...one of those, could go well but we've had a few bad gambles recently, so I'm refraining from being too hopeful.

I never really liked Whittaker as a player. Anyone who wants to parade children around in Tim tops is questionable, given the stuff that has gone on at that filthy midden. These are two examples of what is wrong with our club nowadays. We have lost our way somewhat and need our employees to understand what Rangers is. It's not just any old football club - it's The Rangers. We will fight 'til the day is done.

Tims usually pull that one out when we have a moan about them.

A lot of Rangers supporters do, judging by the reaction.

Whittaker looks like a yahoo anyway. Or a baboon. Great to see Zidane speaking highly of our managerial appointment.

Gerrard has played in loads of Liverpool derbies and has attended a handful of Glasgow derbies, so he'll be fully aware that our derby is quite different to the one on the Mersey (where rival fans often sit in the wrong end). Most English football fans are at least vaguely aware of the religious aspect of the Glasgow derby.

That's the most galling thing, for me, about recent derbies. In the 90s, we rarely had easy games against that lot. If the opposition have better players, make yourselves hard to beat and fight for every single ball. That's pretty basic stuff.

It is very odd although not exactly surprising. The BBC and Celtc FC share an obvious affinity for carpets and hiding things under them.

It has to be Presbyterian or I'm out. I'm allergic to pointy hats.

A Ghanaian lassie in my office told me I'm beyond help when I told her I've got better things to do on a Saturday afternoon than watch a posh, ginger bloke get married. Weddings are bad enough when you're actually there, never mind voluntarily watching it on telly.

I don't have BT and the missus is working on Saturday night, so I'll have the wee man. I found out today that BT are streaming the game on YouTube and did the same last year. Anyone watched any football BT have streamed on YouTube and if so, is it any good?

Brendan Rodgers thinks he's the bees knees. He isn't but by Christ he's had an easy time of it up here. It's up to us to put him back in his rightful place.

Good luck to the lad. I thought he looked very promising against Burnley...oh well.

In case you haven't noticed, cs, things have changed a bit in the past few years. The clubs used to have a bit of mutual respect and that included the players. I doubt many had an issue with that. We are where we are and O'Halloran was there with his smelly, fat uncle, not his fellow Rangers players.

He wasn't aware it wasn't a neutral area? Pull the other one.

I wasn't defending him. I don't get comparing our rivalry with Celtc with other club rivalries. It's a bit more deep-rooted than Blackburn v Burnley or Bristol City v Rovers.

Did he go and watch them at cup finals when he played for Rangers?

Look up 'rivalry' in the dictionary. I think you are attempting to take the sanitisation of our national game to new, ultra-sterile levels. Polo or cricket might be more your sort of thing.

A Rangers employee goes to watch Celtc in a cup final and you have a pop at us for moaning? Did you help them with their wee display too?