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I'm sitting in my office and all I can hear is Yankee Doodle Dandy getting played by the ice cream van going round the local schemes.

 

 

 

Or to give the song its new name: ....the "Glasgow Rangers Champions" song. :D

 

 

 

 

Obviously a bluenose icey. :spl::spl:

 

 

"Glasgow Rangers Champions na na, na na, na na, na."

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I'm sitting in my office and all I can hear is Yankee Doodle Dandy getting played by the ice cream van going round the local schemes.

 

 

 

Or to give the song its new name: ....the "Glasgow Rangers Champions" song. :D

 

 

 

 

Obviously a bluenose icey. :spl::spl:

 

 

"Glasgow Rangers Champions na na, na na, na na, na."

 

All ice cream vans' tunes should be standardised, it's the type of thing we pay our MSPs to do on our behalf.

 

Michael McMahon MSP : I propose Greensleeves.

 

Frank McAveety MSP : I second Greensleeves.

 

Paul Martin MSP : I disagree, everybody knows, well ma Da told me and he's the Speaker at Westminster, that arch enemy of the catholic church, Henry xiii wrote that melody. Greensleeves in Latin is an anothingmy for F-T-P and get it right intae they f-e-n-i-a-n bastards. Even although most ice cream drivers are Tallies, they're awe in that P2 ludge, ma Da's seen them hinging fae Westminster bridge.

 

Michael McMahon MSP : I propose the Fields of Athenrye.

 

Frank McAveety MSP : I'll hae a double nougat wae that.

 

Paul Martin MSP : Ma Da likes an oyster and raspberry when he's rebelling against the famine and ra crown.

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Jim Devine MP has claimed expenses for ice-cream and associated shelving for other confectionary.

 

That comes under the hospitality category for expenses. You can just imagine him looking after some visitors & asking them if they fancy a 99 or a nougat. :devil:

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Jim Devine MP has claimed expenses for ice-cream and associated shelving for other confectionary.

 

Jim Devine MP is an early day motion specialist, obviously his (communion) wafers are wholemeal.

 

The only other cone-tract that Jim has with ice cream, is the Cappouchi-Man's vans regularly reversing over him. Thus, ensuring maintenance of Jim's careful presentation of a well blootered burst baw visog.

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