It�s A Conspiracy, It�s a Conspiracy, It�s Conspiracy�..

[Zappa 0]

Good read Cammy!

[Super_Ally 0]

Borrowed from FF:

 

Picture the scene. The Rangers dressing room before the old firm game and the player are about to get their team talk. 'Right lads I want 100% commitment from the word go against these bastards. Remember they are all f*cking fen ians and are full of tattie munching bogtrotters from the emerald isle - I don't care if you kick punch or headbutt your way to victory. Good luck and God save the Queen! Then Walter Smith walks in and says ' Thanks ref I'll take it from here'!!

Edited March 7, 2010 by Super_Ally

[Danny 0]

Borrowed from FF:

 

That one's older than me

[Super_Ally 0]

That one's older than me

 

 

My bad, first time I'd heard it.

[Danny 0]

 

My bad, first time I'd heard it.

 

Funny every time though

[craig 5,199]

Not sure how much truth there is to these stats but here they are anyway :

 

All Scottish tournaments since 1890/91 and 2001/02 :

 

Red Cards - Celtic 575-622 Rangers

Yellow Cards - Celtic 1522-1777 Rangers

Penalties for - Celtic 1027-896 Rangers

Penalties against - Celtic 328-459

 

If true.... obviously a conspiracy going on here.....

[metlika 0]

So the conspiracy is against us :box:.