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Dressers by a mile oops here’s the nurse coming with the big syringe

He’s rubbing it in

If he’s got to go then now’s the time

Steady the buffs young man we can’t lose the league cup as we don’t hold it Celtic we’re last season’s winners

The scorecast will pay a generous 50/1 for anyone going to the payout window this morning

Close this section down newspaper’s will love this with a bunch of idiots having a stramash

before sundown i hope

If we are honest this was a pretty poor Celtic side today and that just accentuates how bad we really are i just wonder if this lot are up to finishing in second spot .

So Mr Bennett has retired from his former positions to concentrate on running the Rangers he has a task ahead of him Monday morning he should be asking who sanctioned these buys there was no need in my eyes we already had enough duds so why buy more then he should be asking the manager to explain his game plan his tactical plan if he had any then tell him to put his coat on and fuck off

Mon the gers

Looks like the Glazer family have no intention of selling so my advice to the Arab buy Everton a project awaits a new stadium is on the horizon a decent manager some new players and all for a fraction of what you were going to spend buying united. Any spare change in your jacket pocket you could buy Rangers as well.

And now Newcastle have come a cropper against Brighton

I don’t know if we have one but we could have done with signing a director of football to try and identify some decent players for future signings, now that might have been a good signing.

I don’t know what’s wrong at Chelsea are we seeing players who have secured good contracts now adopting an attitude of we don’t give a toss we will still get paid .

Yes it can cut both ways

Most of the new boys won't know what it's like to play in an old firm game they are mostly greenhorns and that could be costly especially if it's not going well and the fans are quiet.

I think Thursday night is Rumpole of the bailey night old Horrice will put up a better defence than our lot

We've never been slow at hitting the fan in the pocket at Ibrox

It's the west of Scotland you're either a Billy or a Dan

That's us started just watch the toffees scoot up the table

Cifuentes looks like the best prospect

Royal Artillery

Aye father was home and took the brother and myself a grand day out

Play Tav at left back Maybe his “crosses” will become inswingers and problem for the away defenders after all he’s hopeless at right back.