Rousseau

Yeah, they keep tinkering with formation too. They're now using a back three/five.

I was just thinking that: Scored three, and we've missed two sitters. Mental.

Oh, Ryan... Nothing is going for him.

Who made the run and cross? Aribo? I was too busy looking at the targets in the box.

That was really well done, all round.

Barisic with a long-range attempt with his right foot. Hubris.

Oh, Joe...

Who is it? I've got it on mute.

Samba football, from one end of the pitch to the other. Nice.

Get the f*ck out... What's happening here?

Deja vu.

Red card makes it more difficult for us now. (Managing expectation. ? )

Oh... don't give me hope. I'm quite content thinking that this is a tough match, and anything is a bonus.

I think it'll be a counter-attacking side.

I chose Deep lying playmaker.

These puns are pitiful. Even more so when you can't think of any!!

Bamford had started to make me change my mind about him, after an impressive goalscoring start. Did anyone see the sitter last night? Even the later one-on-one should have been buried. I'm now back to thinking he's a donkey.

My footballing ideals are taking a battering, here. First Brighton, now Leeds. Teams that dominate the ball and play the game the way it should be played, but neither able to cut out stupid mistakes and TAKE THEIR F*CKING CHANCES!!

Benfica 0 - 1 Rangers FGS Kent

I think Itten deserves special mention. He put in a good shift for the team.

I'm afraid I didnt pass any of Rudyard's conditions - I was br*cking it! Thankfully, some of our players did pass, so I, too, have chosen Goldson as the pick of bunch.

Depends which player it is and who's responding. If it's Tavernier, @der Berliner would have him hung, drawn and quartered. If it's Kent, @DMAA would use it as another example of why Kent's not good enough. If it's Barker, @ian1964 will have the taxi drawing up at Auchenhowie. If it's Morelos, it's another example of a disciplinary issue. If it's Kevin Thomson, @craig would be saying he's actually great with his kid, and the virus probably started it. Say what you will, though, Josh Windass would never be caught in this type of situation. ?

I'm pleased to see a prompt and strong response.

I've never been convinced Solskjaer is the right man, long-term. He was good when he first came in, he's not developed the side too much. They should have moved for Pochettino - whether he's able to get them back to the top is debatable, but at the very least he'd be able to organise the side and get them playing properly. Utd still have bigger issues behind the scenes, though. Newcastle are poor. Everton were worse, though: clearly missing Richarlison and James. They've got a good squad, but those two are their only quality creativity. Brighton need to start scoring goals. They dominate most games they play, but they cannot score to save their lives. It has to change. I'm looking forward to Leeds-Leicester tonight; should be a good one.