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They rarely learn from experience.

I've heard worse (I think, but I really can't remember when), and I suppose if you are a fan of Lavrentiy Shankland...

Yeah, he could have a stroke, die, and leave the Club in the hands of a psychopathic Georgian.

Another triumph, or disaster, and I incline to the latter, for

Oh well. Hope nobody ventured a chunky bet on the proposition

Don't shoot the messenger.... From our man on the rails Clement has left by mutual consent. Alex Rae will take interim charge for Nice and St Johnstone at the weekend. Mcinnes, Gerrard and Potter are rumoured to be the top 3 candidates for the job. Official statement on Clements departure expected around 6pm this evening

We really need someone who can defeat the Romulans.

Patrick Stewart? At least it's not William Shatner.

We hear from our connections down Gourock way, that Offord is a 'Good Guy', and a Bluenose . RANGERS could be set to name Malcolm Offord as their new chairman. SunSport understands that the 60-year-old is the leading contender to replace John Bennett as the Ibrox side's new permanent chief. John Gilligan stepped into the role on an interim basis after Bennett was forced to take a step back on health grounds. And now Greenock-born businessman Offord is ready to step into one of the biggest jobs in the Scottish game. And we understand he has already been involved in discussions with potential replacements for James Bisgrove as Rangers chief executive. That key role has been vacant ever since Bisgrove dropped the bombshell news that he was leaving the club for Saudi Arabia. Offord, who carries the title Lord Offord of Garvel, is a current member of the House of Lords. He has a background in politics and business, having been Parliamentary Under Secretary of State in the Department of Business and Trade from April 2023 to July 2024. He graduated in Law from Edinburgh University in 1987 before embarking upon a 25 year career in The City of London. The Conservative Party donor returned to Scotland in 2014 and established the private equity boutique Badenoch & Co. Well connected in the City of London - which should help in attracting outside investment - he is a regent of Edinburgh University and a Trustee of the Duke of Edinburgh's Award.

Is it me, or does he look like Starmer? Whatever; he resembles Starmer more than we do a football team.

Ah've aye hid him doon as a schemie, ken. Aiblins Ah wis wrang.

Can someone tell me what difference this will make to performances -and to results- on the field of play, this season.

So far, so sloppy. Wake up, FFS.

No Tav; but Propper. Will we ever be allowed what we want?

That bad?

Damnation!! I was looking forward to extra time Good finish, mind A deflection. Oh.

On Animal Planet there's a documentary about badgers shagging. Just sayin'...

Is that a causal link?

Dessers!!

If we overcome Motherwell - far from a gimme on current performances and results- I fear that we could ship a shedload, in the Final. A record defeat would not surprise me. And they would be able to update an old song: Oh, Hampden in the rain Sellik nine (ten, whatever) and the Rangers nane...

I hear that the filth are 3-0 up, at HT. Is this Aberdeen reverting to type against them, or are the poor lambs exhausted from schooling Rangers on Wednesday?

Counselling in China, hopefully.

Promote him into one of the vacant posts, and appoint a manager.