Uilleam

.....can we run a sweep on which player that is?

Not isolated enough, for my liking.

He doesn't have the pace

Anyone who says that there "is a player in Lammers" is smoking too much weed. Cc

Any more Ulstermen??

A New Hope: We had a dogshit half in Prague v Sparta We had a dogshit half at Ibrox v Sparta So...we are going to have a good 2nd half v the Champions of Half-Cyprus (Dinna rush to the bookie's, lads)

This is not just reversion to the mean....this is Marks and Spencer's reversion to the mean

We have to get to HT with the score at least respectable We're not scoring, so......

Jesus wept.

Mission Impossible 8

I have a feeling that this is significant, but am not sure what the implications are

He often seems a bit wooden, right enough.

Lammers........ In Homeric Greek, lameros, adj. (λαμέρος), means 'sometimes possessed of the power of he who makes thunderbolts', A word for everything these old guys, this time unfortunately qualified. Might frighten the Cypriots. We can hope.

Yes, but I think that a gloat, to be a proper gloat, has to come from a position of strength.

Granted, but I do like a sneer at them.

If we score early, and score often, that should do the trick.

Call me a cynic, if you must, but I should be surprised if any of them could find Firhill on a map of Glasgow.

I wasn't able to watch the defeat last night, as Michael wouldn't give me access to his iPad hot spot.

Lazio 2 Unwashed Paedophile Famine Dodgers 0

I am impressed that these young fellows do their homework.

From Our Rome Correspondent The good people of Latium don't seem to want a speshull relationship; maybe they know the history, right enough

A well merited Honour - and how often can we say that?

And here he is today

No votes for Delia Smith? Come on, let's be 'avin' ya.