calscot 0 Posted June 13, 2006 Author Share Posted June 13, 2006 Pulp's "Common people": He came from France, he's one in a million, He studied coaching at Rennes and Lyon, that's where Murray, caught his eye. Bain told him that the Mint was loaded, He said "In that case I'll have a new centre forward." They said "Fine." and in thirty seconds time, we said, "We want you here, because we are the people, We want you to do whatever expert coaches do, We want you to win for Rangers people, We want you to win for Rangers people, in blue." He said, "I'll see what I can do..." 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gribz 743 Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Calscot's having a ball here Looks like we have a Karaoke king. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza_8 233 Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Can you imagine Ibrox singing the common people song on a european night against AC Milan or something? I wouldn't be able to sing it for laughing. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koeman 0 Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Pulp's "Common people": He came from France, he's one in a million, He studied coaching at Rennes and Lyon, that's where Murray, caught his eye. Bain told him that the Mint was loaded, He said "In that case I'll have a new centre forward." They said "Fine." and in thirty seconds time, we said, "We want you here, because we are the people, We want you to do whatever expert coaches do, We want you to win for Rangers people, We want you to win for Rangers people, in blue." He said, "I'll see what I can do..." Thats fucking brilliant! Mon the Jarvis! Seriously Calscot, you are rattling out some potential cringewrothy classics! 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
calscot 0 Posted June 13, 2006 Author Share Posted June 13, 2006 Thanks for the comments. I thought I'd extend this one for comedy value:cool: : He came from France, he's one in a million, He studied coaching at Rennes and Lyon, that's where Murray, caught his eye. Bain told him that the Mint was loaded, He said "In that case I'll have a new centre forward." They said "Fine." and in thirty seconds time, we said, "We want you here, because we are the people, We want you to do whatever expert coaches do, We want you to win for Rangers people, We want you to win for Rangers people, in blue." Well what else could he do - He said, "I'll see what I can do..." Bain took him to the Bosman market, He didn't know why but he had to start it somewhere, so it started there. He said pretend you've got no money, Paul just laughed and said, "Oh you're so funny." Bain said "Yeah - Just joking, you've got about 15 Million!" "I really want to win for Raungers people I'll buy the best value players that I see I'll train them up till they're a team of legends" I want to win for Raungers people - like me" And we all understood We just smiled as the guy's a dude. Get a ticket for Ibrox Watching Boydy prowl the box Drinking bovril, sing a song You know a goal won't be too long With Burkie on the right We'll beat Celtic out of sight With Sionko on the ball Then Dado's shot's unstopable We're going to win because we are the people Paul's going to do whatever expert coaches do He'll never fail the Rangers people As Celtic watch the league slide out of view And you dance and sing in blue Because that's all all you need to do Sing along with the Rangers people Sing along but not "Billy Boys", thankyou. Laugh along with the Rangers people Laugh at Celtic even though their bitter at you and the stupid things that they do Because Rangers are so cool. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark-RFC 0 Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 post of the year my man. fuckin brilliant. particularly the line , not billy boys thank you. Classic 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laudbertz 0 Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Nice work Calscot.... its a shame Pulp blow, lol. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon 0 Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Outstanding stuff Calscot even if I got that tune in my head for the rest of the day now 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete 2,499 Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Fr�¨re Jaques. Glasgow Rangers, Glasgow Rangers Champions, Champions, We're gonnie win the treble, We're gonnie win the treble Paul le Guen, Paul le Guen. Are they sleeping, Are they sleeping, Gordy boy, Gordy boy, The boys in green and white Play like F***ing shite Paul le Guen, Paul le Guen 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
calscot 0 Posted June 14, 2006 Author Share Posted June 14, 2006 Not bad Pete and catchy 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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