Norris Cole

I'd be happy to get O'Halloran off our books to be honest. I don't think that signing has worked at all. File with Templeton.

Not that I am in the Leigh Griffiths fan club, but is there not something sinister about potentially facing six months behind bars for making 'offensive' comments online?

I dunno, it had more legs than Van Persie.

"Old Firm game under my belt, Walton Casuals can't say no now".

Legend. Subbed on with 12 seconds to go at 0-0 away to Celtic. Still, he went on to better things. Like Chatham Town in the Isthmian Division One South.

I'm in. Stick Frankie on the door, shirt ripped, booting wing mirrors off cars and generally leaving the place to we fair Gersnetters.

In my moments of despondency as a Rangers fan, I remind myself of the front two pairing of Kyle and Sandaza. If I can survive that, I can survive anything.

Stephen Watson's career: 1992–1994 Rangers 3 apps 1994–1998 St Mirren 5 apps 1999–2001 Yee Hope (Hong Kong) 0 apps (begs the question, what does one do in Hong Kong for two years if not working?) 2001 Falkirk 6 apps 2001 Partick Thistle 1 (0) Total

In hindsight, he joins the list of pointless signings. Eggenesque.

Stephen Watson's a good shout. When we played CSKA at Ibrox in 1993, in what is probably the biggest game our club has played in 40-50 years, my dad comes home from the game with a signed programme. The signees? Stephen Watson and Steven f*cking Pressley. I'll throw in Tam Cowan, Thomas Myhre, and Fabrice Fernandes.

Whit aboot yon Crawford from Hamilton? I'd say he's the best player in the country outside the OF. I'm pretty sure Warbs and Rodgers must at least have thought about him.

Aye, that sounds like Rangers. Sigh.

Nae Europe but.

When they do actually bother their arse to support their own club, they seem unable to do it without cheeky references to terrorist groups. Absolute weirdos. Surely deeply unhappy with life.

FFS, nae deviants at the Rangers, thanks.

Now I see. Pesky interweb. Old three names isn't called 'Ill Phil' for nothing. Truly a mentally damaged person, it amazes me he can wash himself and pay his bills. Or maybe he can't, who knows.

Ironic that there's so much hatred towards Leipzig, when the only clubs that can win anything these days are those bankrolled by billionaire magnates. Good on them I say, unless you want football to be exactly as it was in the 1920s or whatever.

This makes not a shred of sense to me.

If you're thinking of Davie Robertson, he'd go for 20m in today's insane EPL market.

Every player that comes through with them is the next Pele. Mark Burchill, Liam Miller, Paddy McCourt, you name it. Celtic make their millions, and said players duly end up in League One in England or at some shitkicker SPL team. When was the last time a Rangers player got such treatment? Probably never in my lifetime. Even Barry Ferguson was never lauded like Scott Brown. You know, him that every EPL club was ready to fork out pyoor mullyuns for. Yet funnily enough, we seem able to win as many titles as them

Americans tend to be decent with us, hope this fella's the same. I'm guessing Rossiter isn't going to make it at Rangers.

Apropos DB's post, we'll probably settle for 1.5-2m for McKay. While Celtic will punt some overrated dross for 10m. As a business, we've been a long way behind them for a long time.

I dunno. Just sometimes, life throws things at you that you simply don't expect. Like Richard Foster stoating through the Valencia defence. Or was that the heroin, hard to remember.

Is he a Rangers hater?

Berahino would be a good addition. Believe he was in the Burundi Sons of William Loyal, and used to follow our games on the tranny as a nipper on the streets of Bujumbura. Oh wait, it's not Celtic who are after him? Scrap that then.