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He dives to the left, he dives to the right, Alan McGregor, shags 10 burds a night! Every keeper makes mistakes but he's fucked up a few times already this season.

And we should know after last seasons UEFA Cup run.

Alex fucked up leaving out Rooney and Berbatov. He should've known that anything less than a full strength team against Celtic at Porkheed in the CL is asking for trouble ie 2 years ago. Man Ure had all the possession but hardly made Boruc make a save.

Man Ure playing in blue. :fish: Mon the blues!!

Not as funny as his Celtic opinions but still comical genuis.

Kwality stuff. I had a good giggle at most of his opinions on his starting XI.

Just saw the highlights on STV of the game last night and McGregor royally fucked up with their 2nd. Time to give Alexander a stint but he doesn't fill me with confidence either.

No way, an honest tim! He describes Porkheed as......

The tackle on Adebayor especially was a shocker. What made it worse was that Adebayor had his foot planted when Shawcross got his ankle. I reckon there's a few players out there (Keane to name one) who'd go out with the intention to injure a fellow player. As for the Liverpool equaliser last night, I was thinking 'dirty, cheating bastards' when Gerrard scored from the spot.

I wonder what Benitez will say about the dive from Gerrard to win the penalty.

Liverpool are getting beaten with minutes to go. Roon ye Jon Chelsea are getting a good arse spanking too which is even better!

Thanks for that Chick.

Did you see Mullins goal yesterday? He took a swipe at the ball with his left foot, missed it and the Boro fans were taking the piss. Mullins then spun round and cracked it with his right foot into the top corner. That shut the Boro fans up. Funny as feck.

Not a chance, Hearts are truly awful right now. 3-1 Celtic.

They were treated like celebrities yesterday in the Broomie before and during the game. People shaking their hands, wanting their pictures taken with them and generally just wanting to show the troops how grateful we are. Yesterday will live in their minds for a long, long time and deservedly so.

I won't be surprised though.

Serves you right for your smug opening post ya bam.

Not only did I have 5-0 but I also had Boyd down for a hat-trick.

I noticed that Davis shat out a lot of 50/50 tackles. Has to be Boyd for me.

Watford are pish!

It was so informal. They should've walked onto the pitch from the tunnel, not the gap between the Broomie and the Main Stand. There was no co-ordination about it but that said they got what they deserved, a fantastic reception from both sets of fans. They were sitting in front of me in the Broomie Front and they all looked about 16 years old apart from a couple of older guys.

Yes the police do arrest people who sing the song. As I said before they only enforce the law, they don't make it.

Maybe a card trick that goes tits up halfway through?

Ha. Boyd did fuck all yet scored 3. Superb! BTW, that's a compliment.

A 3 time Olympic gold medalist against the F1 World Champion? There's only 1 winner - Hoy.