Scott7

The traditional speed cop’s sarcastic greeting to a speeding motorist: “Think you’re Stirling Moss, do you?” On one occasion the motorist had to tell the truth and say that he was indeed. Here he is speeding legitimately in a Maserati.

All well and good but they wouldn’t know their history. WC on the other hand - oh oh oh OH.

KM played for Hibs, transferred to Rangers, scored five in a game against St Mirren, went to Wolves then to some minor clubs, redeemed his career by returning to Rangers, more minor clubs, a third go at Ibrox, down the leagues again and then stopped. Just the one blot on his copybook but a very serious one.

Sure is. But don’t come to Rangers and expect a game in your usual position.

No Cantwell. No Cantwell. Has he gone?

City 25-1 to be relegated.

Alex Scott was the best crosser on the run, not so good when he had time to think about it. TC always had time to think. How he managed that, I have no idea.

@yuddie will be able to give us a reliable appraisal.

I don’t understand the loan part of the deal unless it’s related to the time left on his contract with Lens. Perhaps the time Rangers need to save up for the fee.

It does seem that way but the media are under the control of the spalpeens. Complaints by Rangers are ridiculed. Complaints by celtic are elevated to matters of national importance and something must be done. On reflection, I might have got that wrong. The media aren’t controlled by the spalpeens. The media are spalpeens almost to a man or woman.

Are you referencing games that kicked off about 9.30 am, final whistle (disputed) 9.30 pm, eighteen a side(not necessarily the same eighteen throughout the day) both teams playing a loose 1 - 17 formation?

Finding them is the problem dB.

All made some contribution but only Jack despite frequent injury was consistent at a good level.

More neutral commentary on another disputed goal.

A little personal adjustment there.

Collum will be organising a massive increase in the quantity of red cards to be printed for next season just in case.

Looks nasty enough.

Crisis Club. Again.

Sixty years ago I would have been demented with excitement. Forty years ago I would have been afraid. Now. - am I bovvered?

Burnley are relegated and the manager, Kompany, goes to Bayern. By that measure, Real will be targeting Dyche.

Spot on, boss.

Unfortunate. I prefer Leeds to So’ton.

The best jump jockeys will just sit tight and let the horse do the navigation. If the horse is a good workman he knows the best line.

We’re off. Thanks dB. bbc will pronounce Jefté as shifty. A real live Brazilian, not some AI voice, has confirmed the pronunciation as ‘Sheffte’ each ‘e’ as in ‘get’ ‘met’ or ‘set’ with a little bit of emphasis on the second one. She couldn’t tell me if he’s a good player. Just that he been bought by a Scottish team. I could have told her that.

Saw a bit of the second half. Some very good sequences of play by Rangers. I think it was when they played by instinct and not by the chessboard. Hampden is a hopeless venue for any match not involving the national side or Rangers or the only other club that can bring numbers of followers. Dunfermline or Motherwell would be better grounds. Goalkeeping is a weak position for ladies. The don’t have the leap nor the strength of arm, wrist or hand.