It was Newcastle 1969 we had drawn the first game at Ibrox so off we went a three day jolly as a non drinker i think i was in every pub in Newcastle with the brother and our cousin big alex a fair amount of brown ale was put away by those two in the last pub before the game it was rangers and united fans all in good humour until someone said the newcastle fans are just like us scots only they have had their brains kicked out thats when it all kicked off punches headers boots in the nuts i had a great advantage i think i was the only sober person in the place , anyway we made the game only to see us lose by two goals both scored by two scottish players Scott and Sinclair then it was like round two the bottles started flying police with dogs came on only to be chased by our supporters who were as full as welks with the brown ale the only good thing from the whole trip was meeting a rather interesting older woman who swear was double jointed .