Rousseau

Man City.

Ranger_syntax is taking the p*ss.

But when we sign Windass, he's like three players in one.

I want a back-three with three DMs.

You often see fans excited about a back-three, yet they are the same that decry the use of two DMs.

I see him as primarily as cover for CB - or even a first-choice CB. It'll be a back-three before he takes Tavernier's spot.

Josh Windass next, please, Mr Rangers.

On the contrary, I wish I could give @ranger_syntax all the reputation points possible and 100 bonus points in next season's GPL for linking us to such a wonderful player and person like Josh Windass.

@ranger_syntax made it up, so I'm certain it is happening.

Haaland isn't a 31-year-old, injury-prone midfielder coming to the end of his career.

Josh Windass scored in the last minute of extra time for Josh Windass' team, so the Championship will be honoured with Josh Windass' presence next season!

Someone needs to have a word with them.

Not PL, but it's the League One Play-Off Final today. Barnsley vs Josh Windass' team.

I think it said we were helping him get fit, when it was announced which players were leaving.

Heidenheim scored in the 93rd and 99th minute to win 2-3. Hamburg go into the play-off...

What are your thoughts, folks?

Not CL, but European football. It's a straight shootout between Heidenheim and Hamburg on the final day of 2.Bundesliga for promotion. They're both playing already relegated teams, so it looks like a play-off looming for Hamburg, which will be Stuttgart.

Is that spelt t-h-u-g?

But Luton play in orange, so...

Time to switch over for the play-off final.

Dortmund got the draw, but it was all too late. They didn't start the game well enough. Shame.

Bayern score, so the helicopter is heading to Bavaria.

Mental. I can't believe Dortmund are not winning this game; Three-four gilt-edged chances have been squandered.