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2 - 1 Roofe (from the Summertown Road Baths)

A Doncaster, I am told, by internet savvy wallahs, means a total fuck up of a task, simple for a person of modest competence to manage. Here is another one, below. Of course we must ask, purely rhetorically, who benefitted? And meanwhile the begging bowl is out to the taxpayer. Scottish clubs still awaiting payments from league for 2019-20 season Auditors understood to be looking into deal with Sky League hopes to pay clubs by end of the year Ewan Murray @mrewanmurray Thu 26 Nov 2020 15.11 GMT https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/nov/26/scottish-clubs-still-awaiting-payments-from-league-for-2019-20-season The Scottish Professional Football League has not made final payments to clubs for the curtailed 2019-20 season, weeks after teams expected to receive them. The fees are typically paid in October but remain outstanding with the SPFL’s external auditors understood to be focusing on how an agreement with Sky Sports relating to unfulfilled fixtures is treated in the annual accounts. The league says it hopes to pay the clubs by the end of the year. Asked when all 42 members will receive their money – believed to be about £1m in total and six-figure sums in some Premiership cases – a league spokesman said: “Our accounts would normally require to be filed by the end of February 2021 but due to Covid that has been extended to May 2021. However, we expect them to be finalised, lodged with the registrar of companies and published by the end of December 2020. Only once the accounts have been signed off will we be able to calculate the final fee payments due to each of the 42 clubs for the use of their intellectual property and other rights during season 2019-20.” The SPFL agreed with Sky to return about £1.5m for fixtures that could not be broadcast after the 2019-20 season was halted in March. A new, enhanced deal with the broadcaster began on 1 August when the 2020-21 campaign started. The SPFL has previously told members that the £1.5m clawback would be deducted pro rata from the new, five-year Sky contract. If the auditors are unhappy with that arrangement the SPFL may have to pay £1.5m to Sky more immediately and that could affect the plans to distribute money to clubs. Johnston Carmichael, the league’s auditor, has been approached for comment regarding its position and the Sky arrangements. Pressed on whether the audit could result in clubs having a liability to the league, the SPFL spokesman said: “A variety of issues are still being finalised and will be clarified in the accounts, which are expected to be completed by the end of the calendar year.” In the previous two years, the SPFL accounts were published at companies house by mid-November. The SPFL’s articles of association state: “The whole of the net commercial revenues referable to any one season shall be paid as fee payments to the clubs participating in the league.” Aside from the current need clubs have for cash, this situation has potentially wider ramifications. It is unclear, for example, whether clubs were made fully aware of a delay to – or potential change in – their closing 2019-20 payment when voting for curtailment of the season. The SPFL board was vehement at that point that closing the season and determining final league placings was the only means by which to distribute crucial revenue. In a letter to Nicola Sturgeon, the SPFL chief executive, Neil Doncaster, this week warned: “Scottish football is on its knees and clubs big and small the length and breadth of the country are in the most dire straits.” The SPFL is seeking to accelerate the return of fans to stadiums. Doncaster added: “Failure to get fans back in the very near future will sound the death knell for some of our best loved clubs.” Sturgeon has swatted aside the SPFL’s latest protestations. “However much Neil Doncaster, for reasons I understand, is only looking at football, we can’t see any sector or any part of society in isolation because there is only so much we can do overall to keep the virus under control,” the first minister said.

Rum'le them up, Rangers!!

Perhaps the players can actually hear what our manager and coaches shout at them. Perhaps what our manager and coaches shout at them is actually worth hearing.

The Times' Obit. https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/diego-maradona-obituary-8bn2k6txn Diego Maradona obituary Supremely gifted yet troubled Argentinian footballer who led his country to World Cup victory in 1986 Wednesday November 25 2020, 5.00pm, The Times Diego Maradona with the World Cup after his Argentina side beat West Germany 3-2 in the 1986 final in Mexico City ARCHIVO EL GRAFICO/GETTY Diego Maradona’s life was not so much in the tradition of a once-great footballer who goes to rot; rather, it resembled that of a fallen movie idol, or rock star. Like Elvis, he was a genius, but a genius who was ruined by a life of self-indulgence. Whereas drink is the customary Achilles’ heel in the soccer world, Maradona’s downfall was owed to a combined addiction to drugs, drink, eating and sex. Most notably, his chronic cocaine problem accentuated his erratic, violent and often bizarre behaviour. Maradona was an easily-led, self-obsessed and melodramatic figure. Yet towering above all his self-destructive antics lay a footballing legend. As a dribbler on the field, he was the finest, even surpassing Pele. His greatest triumph came in the 1986 World Cup finals in Mexico where he was at his imperious best. Short, muscular and lightning quick, Maradona slalomed through opposition defences, hurdling challenges and brushing off crude attempts to stop him. He was instrumental in Argentina’s victory in the competition, scoring all four of the team’s goals — two of them breathtaking — against England and Belgium on the way to their 3-2 defeat of West Germany in the final. Mexico ’86 was Maradona’s apotheosis, and it was England’s nemesis. Five minutes into the second half of the England-Argentina clash, with the game at 0-0, there was a scramble by the England goalmouth. The defender Steve Hodge hooked the ball over his head, meaning to pass it to the goalkeeper, Peter Shilton. Maradona rose to intercept, clenching his raised fist close to his head, and punched the ball over the outstretched arm of Shilton, flicking his head as he did so to hide his actions. Despite the protests of the England players, both linesman and referee failed to spot the infringement. Yet even the most resentful England fans had to admire Maradona’s second goal in that game. He picked up the ball in his own half, wrong-stepped two England players, then sent Terry Butcher in the wrong direction; Terry Fenwick shirked, and as Maradona neared the goal, he again escaped the advances of Butcher. Maradona then moved the ball from right foot to left before putting it past Shilton. “You have to say that’s magnificent,” conceded the BBC’s commentator, Barry Davies. Maradona in 1978 wearing the colours of Argentinos Juniors, who signed him when he was 12 GETTY IMAGES Maradona scored an almost equally brilliant solo effort against Belgium in the following game, yet his handled goal against England became an enduring image. After the game he explained it was the “Hand of God”. To the English such deviousness and cheek merely added insult to injury. Others injected the feat with greater meaning: Brian Glanville called it “Corinthian” while a book written by a committee of Neopolitan lawyers, doctors and anthropologists later declared: “His goal scored with the hand, the famous hand of God, reminds one of Ulysses for its deception and cunning.” In retrospect it could be seen as indicative of things to come; that such a genius could be so undisciplined, that he felt he needed to cheat, to go one step further, was perhaps a pointer to the unhappy times ahead. Diego Armando Maradona was born in 1960 and raised in the back streets of Villa Fiorito, the fifth of eight children of a family of Italian and indigenous Indian descent. His father, also called Diego but known as “Chitoro”, was a railway worker, and the young Maradona grew up in considerable poverty. With little money to pay for entertainment, he spent most of his childhood playing football in the streets, and when not doing this, practising knock-ups by himself with a tennis ball. Outside the home in Buenos Aires where the Maradona family lived from 1977-80. It is now a museum GETTY IMAGES The club Argentinos Juniors spotted and signed him at the age of 12, and he made his debut in the Argentine league three years later. By 16 he had represented his country, making his debut as a substitute in a friendly against Hungary in February 1977. In 1981 Boca Juniors signed him for £1 million — then a record for a teenager — and a year later Barcelona bought him for another world record of £4 million. His young talents failed to materialise at the Catalonian club (indeed, Terry Venables managed to win the league with Barcelona the year after he departed). Most notoriously, he disgraced himself in full view of King Carlos and 100,000 spectators in 1984 after Bilbao’s defeat of Barcelona by a goal to nil. Maradona butted and laid out the Bilbao defender José Núñez, then hammered Miguel Sola to the ground after he had taunted the Argentinian with a crude gesture. A full scrum ensued, for which Maradona was given a three-month ban. In 1984 he was signed by Napoli, again for a world record of £5 million. Here he flourished, enjoying his greatest success at club level, leading the Italian side to a cup victory in 1987, their first Serie A championship in 1987 and a Uefa cup triumph over Stuttgart in 1989. The 1990 World Cup in Italy was a disappointment to Argentina and Maradona. The maestro was clearly past his peak of four years earlier but still served up flashes of genius that enabled Argentina to make the final, where they lost 1-0 to West Germany in a dismal fashion. Maradona took the defeat in an undignified manner, a dishevelled loser seen bawling his eyes out after the final whistle. Mexico ’86 would remain his sole World Cup success: he had been left out of the Argentina squad altogether in 1978 and in 1982 his and Argentina’s tournament ended in the second round when he was sent off against Brazil after retaliating against much rough treatment. The 1986 World Cup victory proved to be the pinnacle of Maradona’s career. Four years later in Italy, Argentina lost 1-0 to West Germany in an insipid final ASSOCIATED PRESS The finals in the US in 1994 proved his final undoing. His wild-eyed goal celebrations after putting one past Greece appeared, to many, over-exuberant, even by Maradona’s theatrical standards. He was finally ejected from the tournament after Argentina’s 2-1 victory against Nigeria, having been found taking two banned substances. Maradona had been taking cortisone for some time to combat a back injury; he also had three pins in his ankle. For 15 years unscrupulous managers made sure that he received painkilling injections before every game. In some ways Maradona was here the victim. Nevertheless, his involvement with drugs of the recreational rather the performance-enhancing kind was well known by 1994. Many were surprised he was playing in America at all. His club-level career was effectively finished in 1991 when Napoli expelled him after he was named in a major drug smuggling ring involving the mafia. He claimed he had been framed, though prostitutes he had been involved with had already disclosed to the Italian press his drug, and indeed his sex, habits (he was also a self-confessed devotee of pornographic films). After a transfer to Seville, he was sacked again after brawling in a cup final, and returned to Argentina, where he was arrested for cocaine possession. Diego Maradona served a 15-month ban for failing the drug test in the USA. Again he claimed a conspiracy, complaining: “They’ve cut my legs off. I killed myself training and now they do this to me.” His cocaine habit was by now having an evident effect on his behaviour. Reporters crowding outside his gates to ask him about his ban were met with the sound of shots, as Maradona set upon them with an air pistol. Though, in truth, he did not need stimulants to be capable of such actions. In 1981 a 16-year-old autograph hunter who asked Maradona how much money he expected to make from a forthcoming Mini World Cup was punched in the face, an enraged Maradona having to be restrained by a small crowd. In September 1995 he returned to the footballing scene, playing for Boca Juniors against South Korea in front of a 70,000 Seoul crowd. He had not lost his touch, timing nor sense of flow, though he had slowed considerably. He had now begun to assume a rather portly appearance, taking appropriate measures in 1995 when a plastic surgeon removed his double chin. A year later he employed Ben Johnson, a contemporary athlete who had also fallen foul of the doping men, as a fitness coach, losing 24lb. Maradona in Italy in 1989 with his daughters Dalma and Giannina GETTY IMAGES By now football was taking a back seat to his more publicity-seeking, and sometimes peculiar, pursuits. In 1995 he teamed up with the appreciably ill-tempered Eric Cantona to form a footballers’ union “to safeguard the rights of footballers all over the world”. The same year he also spoke at the Oxford Union, where he performed kick-ups with a golf ball. In 1996 he took part in a three-round exhibition boxing match against the former world flyweight champion Santos Laciar in Cardoba; he then went on to launch his own five-nights-a-week chat show in Argentina; he later got a tattoo of Che Guevara on his right arm; while in 1998 the wife of Claudio Caniggia, his international teammate, claimed Maradona was in love with her husband. At 5ft 5in, he was not built like a conventional footballer, though he made up for his diminutive stature with his chunky, muscular demeanour and, at times, outright wizardry with the ball. And despite his now tarnished reputation, in his home country, Maradona always remained a hero. They loved him because he came from the lowest sector of society, and not least because of that goal against England. To Argentinians, it was viewed as a display of viveza, craftiness and willingness to bend the rules when it so suited them, a quality much admired in that country. England fans could never bring themselves to forgive him for the Hand of God, even when in 1998 he confessed: “I realise that goal should not have stood and I am sorry for what happened.” During his five greatest years, those spent at Napoli, he earned $30 million. He was generous to his family, perhaps over-generous with those long-lost relations who always re-discover wealthy relatives. Much of his money went also on his love of sports cars — and cocaine. In 1996 he finally confessed to an Argentine magazine: “I was, I am and I always will be a drug addict.” A report from a special clinic that year confirmed that Maradona had suffered brain damage from his cocaine habit. His behaviour was now increasingly intemperate and he could often not recognise family or close friends. In January 2000 he was admitted to an intensive care hospital after suffering heart problems; the result of his drug and drink habit. His admirers included Fidel Castro and the Pope. Maradona, a devout Roman Catholic, married his long-term girlfriend Claudia Villfene in 1989 after he had promised John Paul II to do as much. One of their two daughters Dalma, became an actress and singer; the other, Giannina, had a child with the Manchester City footballer Sergio Aguero. In Dallas in 1994 after being dropped from the Argentina World Cup squad, having testing positive for the use of banned drugs ASSOCIATED PRESS She and their two daughters survive him, as does Diego Sinagra, ruled by an Italian court in 1995 to be his son by another woman. At the age of 12 Sinagra was signed up by his father’s old club, Napoli but only went on to play lower-league football, as well as representing Italy in the Beach Soccer World Cup. Maradona’s final years were dogged by ill health. He was admitted to hospital in April 2007 suffering from abdominal pains and diagnosed with hepatitis. He received further treatment in a psychiatric clinic that specialised in alcohol-related problems. But he recovered to take over stewardship of the Argentine national side, overcoming an early 6-1 defeat to Bolivia to scrape into the 2010 World Cup. His private life, meanwhile, remained complicated. In 2013 he had another son called Diego, with Veronica Ojeda. In 2017 he took Claudia and Giannina to court, claiming they had stolen money from him. A few weeks ago this flawed yet supremely gifted footballer, who scored 359 goals for club and country combined, was back in the news when he was rushed to hospital again to have a blood clot on the brain operated upon. Heart failure was to follow and, this time, not even divine intervention could save him. Diego Maradona, footballer, was born on October 30, 1960. He died of a heart attack on November 25, 2020, aged 60

Diego Maradona Diego Maradona, one of the greatest footballers of all time, dies aged 60 • Argentinian inspired his country to World Cup glory in 1986 • He possessed sublime skill and led a troubled personal life https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/nov/25/diego-maradona-dies-one-of-greatest-footballers-of-all-time-argentina-world-cup-1986 Sachin Nakrani @SachinNakrani Wed 25 Nov 2020 16.36 GMT Diego Maradona, regarded as one of the greatest footballers of all time, has died aged 60. The Argentinian, who had brain surgery this month, inspired his country to World Cup glory in 1986 when as captain he displayed a level of skill, creativity, strength and desire arguably not seen before or since. In the 2-1 quarter-final victory over England he also scored perhaps the greatest goal of all time, a match in which the forward also showed his darker, mischievous side with the infamous ‘Hand of God’. Maradona also achieved success at club level, most notably with Napoli, whom he led to their first Serie A title in 1987. A second followed in 1990, alongside an Italian Cup in 1987 and a Uefa Cup in 1991, and such was the player’s impact at a club which previously had lived in the shadow of Italy’s northern powerhouses, particularly Juventus, Milan and Internazionale, that Napoli announced in 2000 that they were retiring his No 10 shirt. It was during his seven years in Naples, however, that Maradona’s addiction to cocaine took grip. He was hit with a 15-month suspension for drug violations in 1991 – the year he left Napoli – and, three years later, was thrown out of the World Cup in the US after testing positive for ephedrine. From there Maradona’s personal life spiralled out control and in 2000 and 2004 he was hospitalised for heart problems, the second time requiring the use of a respirator to breathe properly. The following year he underwent gastric-bypass surgery to help stem his obesity. None of that, however, could overshadow his talents on the pitch which, at their peak, were almost supernatural. Born in Buenos Aires on 30 October 1960, Diego Armando Maradona was a child prodigy and having joined Los Cebollitas, a youth team of Argentinos Juniors, at the age of 10 he played a key role in them going on an incredible 136-game winning streak, which in turn led to him making his debut for the senior side just before his 16th birthday. Shortly after – on 27 February 1977 –Maradona made his debut for Argentina, coming on as a 65th minute substitute in a friendly against Hungary at La Bombonera, the home of Boca Juniors’, whom Maradona joined in 1981. He spent only one season at the club but in that time scored a stunning solo goal against arch rivals River Plate and helped Boca to win the title. Given his rapid development and consistently commanding displays, it was no surprise Maradona was soon being courted by Europe’s biggest clubs and in 1982, having featured at his first World Cup, in Spain, he joined Barcelona for a then world record fee of £5m. He struggled to show his best form for the Catalans, however, partly because of the broken ankle he suffered in September 1983 following a tackle from the “Butcher of Bilbao”, Andoni Goicoechea. But Maradona eventually recovered and in 1984 joined Napoli. Two years later came the World Cup in Mexico and the moment he established himself as a genuine great. Argentina’s captain played every minute of every game, scoring five goals and providing assists for five others. He was supreme throughout, the most dynamic and exciting player at the tournament and took the breath away with his second goal against England at the Azteca Stadium when he twisted past two players on the halfway line before bursting past another pair and, under pressure from Terry Butcher’s lunge, went around Peter Shilton before passing the ball into an empty net. It was a stunning display of skill allied to courage and it little wonder the strike is still refereed to by some as “the goal of the century.” Four minutes earlier Maradona scored his first of the game. Argentina’s No10 clearly punched the ball past Shilton as the pair challenged for a high ball but despite protests from Bobby Robson’s men, the goal stood. “I’ll never forgive him,” Butcher said in 2008. “It’s not nice when you lose a World Cup quarter-final under those circumstances. It’s very hard to forgive and forget in the circumstances. “ Maradona took part in two further World Cups – in 1990, when he captained Argentina to runners-up place, and 1994, when he was sent home having scored in the 4-0 group victory over Greece, which proved to be his last appearance for his country. In total Maradona was capped 91 times, scoring 34 goals. At club level Maradona joined Sevilla following his departure from Napoli before returning to his homeland to play for Newell’s Old Boys and Boca, where he retired in 1997. Following his personal battles he managed Argentina for two years, taking them to the 2010 World Cup in South Africa where a team containing the likes of Juan Sebastian Veron, Carlos Tevez and Lionel Messi reached the quarter-finals. A year later, and having left the national team post, he took charge of Dubai-based club Al-Wasl before going on to hold a number of positions, most recently manager of Argentinian first division side Gimnasia y Esgrima. But it is for his playing exploits that Maradona will be best remembered. Having been named South American Footballer of the Year on five occasions, he was in 2000 named Fifa’s Player of the Century alongside Pele following a combination of an internet poll and nominations from Fifa officials, coaches and players. Maradona won the popular vote.

It's not the Car Park: It's the Celtic Way; (it's the Celtic way).

Green, and White, and Gold medals; an unclean sweep.

"Identifying as a woman" is prevalent among today's prop forwards, apparently.

It's Predestination. O Thou that in the Heavens does dwell! Wha, as it pleases best thysel, Sends ane to Heaven, ten to telly, A’ for Thy glory! And no for ony gude or ill They’ve done before Thee.—

Mistaken Identity, one might assume, but, really, is that likely with the God like figure of Josh? He fought the battle of Jericho, you know

Picking men of the match is becoming more difficult with each match. Long may this continue. The team, as a whole, is playing well, as a whole, and nobody is 'carrying' the side, or performing significantly better than anyone else. As for Sunday, I would offer Tavenier, by a fairly fine margin. He is playing with confidence and ebullience.

Don't even think it.

Somebody had a word at HT, in the light of the inexplicable pen decision early on?

I fucking loathe Aberdeen.

3 - 0 Aribo

Even Madden couldn't conjure a win for the fuckers, and if it hadn't been for Jonah's Uncle Craig........

It is called 'Tim Time'.

FT 2-2, Per SKY

2 - 2 91 mins Will Madden play until the fhilth scores?

79 mins: Madden awards pen to fhilthfc 2 - 1

New book raises questions over 1966 World Cup win Didn't ya just know it? Strip the Title!! Can the Trophy be awarded to West Germany? SPORT NOTEBOOK | MARTYN ZIEGLER New book raises questions over 1966 World Cup win Martyn Ziegler Chief Sports Reporter Saturday November 21 2020, 12.01am, The Times Accusations that the 1966 World Cup was rigged in England’s favour by Sir Stanley Rous were sent to the Foreign Office by concerned diplomats, a new book about the previous Englishman to be the Fifa president has revealed. João Havelange, the head of Brazilian football who went on to succeed Rous, alleged that Rous had packed the match officials list with Englishmen, with the favourites Brazil then facing organised disruption such as locked-up training grounds and uncut grass on the training pitches. In August 1966, the British Embassy in Rio sent a report of Havelange’s claims, including that “England took care to arrange the appointment of political referees … and to offer evidently, the appropriate financial advantage.” The British ambassador, John Shakespeare, described Havelange’s claims as “ravings”, suggesting he was covering up Brazil’s poor showing. Havelange was not the only senior official to make such claims, however. Alan Tomlinson’s book, Sir Stanley Rous And The Growth Of World Football, details how the vice-president of African football, Ydnekatchew Tessema from Ethiopia, wrote to Uefa questioning the refereeing appointments throughout the tournament. He said: “In playing all of England’s matches at Wembley, in designating seven British referees for Brazil’s three games; in appointing as referees for the games England-Argentina and Germany-Uruguay a German and an English referee respectively ... Fifa has committed a pile of blunders.” Tomlinson’s book also provides detail on Rous’s efforts to keep apartheid South Africa and Rhodesia inside Fifa. The former teacher was on the wrong side of history in that fight, and paid for it when Havelange beat him easily in the 1974 presidential election. https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/sport/new-book-raises-questions-over-1966-world-cup-win-hs7mdlwpm And the book itself is on Amazon: Sir Stanley Rous and the Growth of World Football Hardcover – Unabridged, 1 Nov. 2020 by Alan Tomlinson (Author) £64.99 ISBN-13 : 978-1527558878 ISBN-10 : 1527558878 Hardcover : 345 pages Publisher : Cambridge Scholars Publishing; 1st edition (1 Nov. 2020) Language: : English At Wembley in 1966, Englands football captain Bobby Moore received the World Cup from Queen Elizabeth and FIFA president Stanley Rous. This book takes the life of Rous (1895-1986) as a lens through which to understand the escalating profile of football both nationally and globally. It illuminates how it was possible for Rous to emerge from a Suffolk village and ascend to the top of FIFAs hierarchy and the company of elites. Educational opportunities, service in the Great War and an international referees profile prepared Rous for the position of Secretary at the Football Association, alongside charity work in World War II and organisational responsibilities for the London 1948 Olympics. His FIFA role combined diplomacy with development, in post-colonial times of volatile international relations. The book informs scholars and fans alike, showing too that Rouss crowning achievement as FIFA President at the 1966 World Cup marked a peak for Englands power and influence in world football. As for the author, well seems like he has a dream day job.... About the Author Alan Tomlinson is Professor of Leisure Studies at the University of Brighton, UK. He has published widely on cultural and historical sociology, focusing upon analysis of the sports spectacle, the place of leisure and popular culture in consumer culture, and the role of sport both within and across societies. He received his MA and DPhil from the University of Sussex, UK, and has published more than 40 volumes, 80 book chapters, and 45 journal articles. His books include Consumption, Identity and Style (1990); FIFA and the Contest for World Football (with John Sugden, 1998); Sport and Leisure Cultures (2005); A Dictionary of Sports Studies (2010); FIFA: The Men, the Myths and the Money (2014); Sport and Peace-Building in Divided Societies (with John Sugden, 2017); and Understanding International Sport Organisations (with Lincoln Allison, 2017). https://www.amazon.co.uk/Stanley-Rous-Growth-World-Football/dp/1527558878/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=Sir+Stanley+Rous+and+the+Growth+of+World+Football&qid=1605949217&s=books&sr=1-1

I am in ac cord, before the puns get too threadbare, and one of us makes an arras of it.

Typo: big lad, big fingers. You don't suppose he could have meant "Pelmet", an insult in many cultures?

Was it not "Helmet"? As Ollie would ken, there are lots of "Helmets", but there is only one Helmet Schoen.