Uilleam

I think that Ms Andrea Leadsom may have helped polish that CV.

I haven't seen them (I rarely venture east of High Street), but take it that the cracks and open joints, etc. are indicative of more than lack of maintenance.

Surely the taxpayer re pointed them for the Commonwealth Games?

It would be interesting to find out.

I have seen photographs of a piggery stand where the roof is tied down (windbracing, I assume) by two very large vertical beams. These are demountable, and are removed prior to the unwashed droving in. it is clearly unsafe to leave the roof unsecured when the stand is empty, but not when full of sellikfans. I thought this an unusual arrangement, and have never seen a coherent explanation. They are clearly not deadweight, as they stand vertically, tying the roof to the seating deck, and possibly to elements of underbuilding/foundations below.

Sky Sports suggests that Dodoo will start. Is the pitch at Ochilview not rubbish?

One should not expect objectivity from a football commentator styling himself as "Liam".

The fhilth hasn't had a big name since Vennegoor of Hesselink left.

Rasllik is a cult ( or a 'culture', as McGlone would have it) of unreason.

Why can't they merely increase the size of the dressing room? There are many, among the support, who would be happy to price such works on a cash basis.

I was thinking (like a sellik man taking a bath, not done well, but surprising to see it happen at all) during the early morning monsoon in Glasgow, about the world's favourite underdogs, Lincoln Red Imps. Suppose, I thought, the Imps were holding the advantage at the piggery tonight, say, 0 - 0, 1 - 1, whatever, at, say, around the 73rd minute or thereby, when the heavens opened again, which looks far from unlikely, flooding the pitch, washing away the main stand, backing up the sewers, ruining makeup and outfits (rendering Brenda's special friend unplayable), and causing the abandonment of the match. Would the tie be awarded to Gibraltar's Finest?

Did she, indeed. Consorting with entirely the wrong sort of people now.......

Yes, and aren't we glad of it?

That would be a start.

Agreed, although the going rate for an uncapped L'pool reserve seems to be c 15M GBP. I thought that Brenda - on the prowl for a centre back, and with money to burn, we are told - might have been in for Hanley. After all, his pace would not embarrass the rest of the piggery defence.

May we describe any of these people as even 'neutral' when it comes to Rangers?

I doubt that he and his like are getting rich on fleecing the damaged, the deluded, the demented, and the downright deranged, but perhaps they take salaries. It is clearly exploitative, no matter the return.

But....terms rejected out of hand.....contract rebel......English clubs alerted.....Warburton's plans disrupted.... Was all of this merely malign spin from that barrel of fannies the contents of which style themselves "football writers"?

Hold the front page - we have a bigger splash.

Thank you all for the clarification. I have never seen his organ: a magazine which, like himself, clearly suffers from lack of penetration.

Who is this moron, and why is he wasting Building Control time? Is he merely another one of these Rangers' hating multi taskers who can masturbate and tap out tripe on the keyboard simultaneously? (That does take talent, granted.) I would be worried if King was not proposing to undertake repairs, maintenance, and cosmetic improvements.

He's a card, right enough, old Gessler. Mind you, it is an improvement, surely, and no grounds for complaint?

RvP to Ibrox would be sensational. It is unlikely, I concede. However even the slightest chance of such a coup is putting rahoops support into a lather, or, more accurately, whatever its equivalent of a lather is.

Any results like last night, and he'll need more than a wig.

I think that the boy has talent, but like O'Connor, and Riordan before, from the same club, there is too much of the ned about him. Curious. Are they in some way related? Incest is just another shag in Pilton or Prestonpans, I am told. Me? I never go east of High Street, since you ask.