Uilleam

Lammers!!!!

It is not happening, is it?

Half an hour to save the season.

None against the fhilth, so he has to make up his average against us.

And Lammers?

Aimless high balls into The Land of the Giants. Why? Just why?

You betting Rangers, then?

We need to play more quickly, through their aggressive press, but our passing has been, em, " variable", so maybe that is precluded

It's one thing shitting the bed against fhilth fc, which is unacceptable, but when you shit the bed against Aberdeen, then....words fail me.

Booking for Devlin. No!?!?

I am surprised that you can single one player out

Route 1 - undone. it's not like it was novel.

Pedant!! I hope we are still celebrating on Hogmanay

I know him not, but I have gained the impression that he doesn't really fancy the lad.

Win the two games we have in hand, (today and St J on 20/12), continue the winnning run, and the piggery place sphincters will be describing half-a-crown, sixpence, half-a-crown sixpence......well before we rock up to the Theatre of Debauchery on Hogmany

Cifuentes must be showing something to M. Clement, which the Manager of La Tricolor is missing, or ignoring.

Do we have 2 games in hand?

TAYTOS?

I see the fhilth had a VAR Pen in the 86th minute, although they never, ever, no, sir, get them. Motherwell has just equalised, so really only added time to play. Somebody 'phone the Guinness Book of Records, please.

It's a side-sporran, no?

Was it ever in doubt.....??

The East coast equivalent of the Ned is the "Schemie". I don't know if that term is used as far North as Aberdeen. What I do know is that when East coast types fulminate against or about West coast Neds, a mere mention of the speech, behaviour, and lifestyle, of the Schemie is enough to clam and clamp them. Wankers. Aberdonians? I have struggled for years to find a word which adequately conveys the utter contempt in which I hold them, having had the misfortune to work with such fowk, some years ago. They are, as I see it, transparently Rubes, Hillbilly types (without the musical talent). I would welcome any suggestions for an appropriate, accurate, pejorative label. "Teuchters" are, traditionally, native Gaelic speakers.

Couldn't leave the smartest boat in the tred without an engineer.

It has been put to me often -very often, indeed- that the supernatural beliefs of many Scottish fooball match officials greatly influence their decision making on field, and, now, off it, too, with the advent of VAR ( which, I am told, is as clear an example of superstition triumphing over technology as one might wish to see). If this proposition is correct, it is, surely, less than prudent to dismiss 'supernatural' aspects of refereeing as nonsense, and consign them to the oblivion of the Lounge, where cogent discussion is wont to disappear, untraceably, among the outpourings of the borderline criminally insane.

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