Uilleam

Wrong colour. And too easily smashed and put on toast.

Mountebank!!

Agreed. My point is that the guy came from almost nowhere, and proceeded to tear up not just the odd tree, but the entire Caledonian Pine Forest. Not a sparkling CV, or stats reel, not a substantial fee, and no one, including the pundits and fitba' writers, as far as I recall, predicted the seismic impact. (M. Rousseau, of course, may be able to dig -or dream!- up statistics which demonstrate that he was a Kraken in waiting, all along. Let's see.....) Perhaps we should wait until Lammers, or, indeed, whomever, categorically proves himself a dud, before we throw fits. It's worth remembering, too, that while we can make guys millionaires, we can't put them into the contemporary stratosphere, wealth wise.

Does anybody remember Wim Jansen, a fhilth manager for a season? He bought, for a Haagen Dazs, a Swedish player from Lucsasfilm Central Casting, whom no one had heard of, who did not start regularly for Feyenoord, and whose record was less than earth shattering. I often wonder what happened to that player.

A 'pressing' forward? Surely a player more suited to West Ham.....come on you Irons?

So, this Sam Lammers. From what I can see, he is a 'striker' who a) doesn't score, and b) is not xGpected to score. If he is to pitch up at Ibrox, I hope that I am wrong.

We took part. We got taken apart.

Unofficial Season Review Must do better.

Or in brain damage. Oh!....wait

Well, mebbes aye, mebbes naw... I am told, from close, and closed, sources that there will be two 'marquee' loan signings (there is a first time for everything, clearly): Fred from Man Utd, and Said Benrahma from West Ham. These deals will enable Michael Beale to field: Wright Said Fred next season.

Close, but no Sobranie EXCLUSIVE - Glasgow Rangers made an offer of 7 million pounds to Antalyaspor for Haji Wright. Antalyaspor did not accept the offer. Presumably, the strategy is to have Wright, Hagi, and Haji Wright up front. Oh, and Haji Wright is a Yank.

The New John Greig!!! Bring him on!!! (But, mark you, the Great Man also did it for the National XI.)

The do' was at Hampden, mibbe?

Dujon Sterling Almost as keen as mustard. Possibly named after a Windies Wicketkeeper from the 80s, which might have helped if he was a goalie.

Usually, it is completely perverse not to give the nod to Prod God Todd, but from the weekend the choice clearly lies between The Straffing Sakala, and John Franco Souttar. I voted for our centre back, who, for the most part, strolled through, the game, making it look both easy and enjoyable.

Whose granny is the very same age as those of one or two influential board members, and executives.

It's a job creation exercise for the Criminal Bar.

More a ruddy bitch

Your granny had better in the big press.

I haven't been in Dundee for years, and that's just the way I like it.

Jesus wept.

Good call. When next I need to burn a bag of wet shite, I shall be in touch.

There is a God His name is Todd

Unfortunately, we are well acquainted......

FFS! Was that defending?