Uilleam

Wow! Wow! And fucking wow! I'm not a superstitious fellow by any stretch, but maybe, just maybe, the shades of Sir Walter Smith and Jimmy Bell were on hand tonight to see us through to the Final. And, in Seville, maybe, just maybe, the shade of Jock Wallace will be on hand, again, as he was for Porto, in 2003.

Hell mend you. Hundreds of beautiful malt whiskies to choose from, and you select glorified cough linctus.

The last refuge of the damned....

Good man!

You can still have a couple of haufs to steady the nerves, and that.

Get a couple of haufs over yer neck. Doubles if you like.

Shocking news. A proper Rangers' man, a Rangers' legend, indeed, who did an important job for Rangers, in proper Rangers' manner, for years, and who was hated by the fhilth. Is there any higher praise for a man whom few of us knew personally? RIP

An equally nice summary of the Scottish National Party, for which he aspired to be a candidate.

Beaton is one pusillanimous bastard of a referee.

A draw suits the pigs,of course, and not us.

Worryingly, there is no one on the bench who could turn this around - if there was, he would have started.

I have long thought -and, actually, I think that we have all seen- that Shampoo Man has a mistake in him, and when he drops that knacker, it is a major knacker. Let's hope that the theory is demonstrated today.

For Christ's sake, man up! (If we are still permitted to do so.) It's a fitba' match between two teams of eleven players, and when, ffs, was Gary Lineker ever right about anything?

....generally have no need of our -or anybody else's- help....

Nor Lancaster bombers.......

RB Leipzig is a work's team, right? It is incumbent upon the players to ensure that we do not wake up to headlines, tomorrow, crowing gleefully, "Plumber, and Maintenance Fitter Dash 'Gers Euro dream", " Canteen Chef Cooks Rangers' Goose", and so forth.

Difficult; I mean John Lundstram played no part. I enjoyed watching Fashion Sakala, and, although Roy Makaay needs to give him some coaching on finishing, I'll go for him. I wouldn't argue with the double goal scorer, Scott Wright, to be honest.

.....and with McGregor in goal!