26th of foot

I believe BBC Scotland's Chief Reporter, Chris McLaughlin's match report on the replay began, 'Glasgow University's Professor of Surgery was arrested for alleged sectarian behaviour, George B McLeod is known to regularly wade in blood up to his knees'.

You were howling when you named your daughter, 'Moon unit'.

Peter will tell Neil how to run said pie stall, just like he's told Neil to make a patronising interview in light of last night's result. I am sure Peter has told Stewart to do something similar.

I wonder if host, Stephen Nolan is deliberately annoying Hugh Jordan by introducing him as a Sellik fan? Hugh Jordan is a long term journo at the republican rag, the Sunday World. Hugh Jordan is an anagram for rancid bigot. His nephew is Thomas Jordan, several years as a Rangers hating journo on the Glasgow Evening Times. I note across the various articles and broadcasts, there has been a common theme, 'CONTRITION'. Jum Spence loved that word, demanded it of both club and support.

Louise White is today's useful idiot. The Producer decides who appears, both live and social media contributions.

I note the usual suspects have taken control of the Rangers 'return' to the top flight. Andrew H Smith in the Scotsman, and Falls Road born'n'bred Gerry Braiden in the Herald.

I imagine it will be first up after the nine O'Clock news. Of course, the deciding factor is when the usual suspects can get together to agree the line. The last time they did a general discussion on Rangers, they invited Angela Haggerty on to provide the main objective thrust.

I thought we were too narrow last evening. Continually, we got it wide and our wide players cut back in and recycled. When we did hit the bye-line, the ball across had the Son's back line toiling. Our goal came from hitting the bye-line. I thought Billy King was man of the match, I hope we can keep him.

Andrew H Smith, former Editor of ra Sellik News. I suspect Andrew is now a cockney, he has dropped his 'H'.

The mid morning Kaye Adams show, currently being hosted by Louise White will discuss Rangers return to Scotland's top tier of football. Today, between 9am and noon, the opening question is, 'are we welcome'? I wonder if Chris McLaughlin will be involved? I suspect the Producer has issued the order, 'round up the usual suspects'? Careful now with that careful hate.

Original post from myself relates to the Village Hotel. Perhaps, a group of Bears could instigate pre-match hospitality to annoy Mr Small and the rest of Pacific Quay CSC?

I believe Dutch ace, Derk Boerrigter takes a third of that £26million. He cost £3million from Ajax some three seasons past, a work in progress I hear?

Rebecca Gray's big pal in journalism, and I suspect her source, is Stacey Mullen. She is the Herald's Online Editor and specialises in lot's of feelgood stories about ra Sellik. Of course, she spits venom at anything Rangers related. Stacey, like the Herald's Chief Reporter, Gerry Braiden is very much on message. Peter tells Paul(Brennan of Sellik QuickNews), he briefs Gerry/Stacey, and useful idiot, Rebecca completes the circle by proxy. Peter, Paul, Gerry, and Stacey find their sin is clean and Rebecca is het. Go back a decade/dozen years and an undergraduate journalist going by the moniker, 'Showbiz Stacey' was caught littering her reviews with unflattering references to Rangers/Rangers supporters(lots of the 'H' term, plenty of 'DOBs', and an addiction to not caring what the animals say. She was exposed in a page 7 and 8 type of way, a few paragraphs. She apologised and most were contented she had blown her future journalistic opportunities. As stated, she is the Herald's Online Editor and her behaviour has changed, in that she is much more careful in her hatred. Being exposed as a bigot has done Kevin McKenna no harm 30 years down the line.

Rebecca Gray's big pal in journalism, and I suspect her source, is Stacey Mullen. She is the Herald's Online Editor and specialises in lot's of feelgood stories about ra Sellik. Of course, she spits venom at anything Rangers related. Stacey, like the Herald's Chief Reporter, Gerry Braiden is very much on message. Peter tells Paul(Brennan of Sellik QuickNews), he briefs Gerry/Stacey, and useful idiot, Rebecca completes the circle by proxy. Peter, Paul, Gerry, and Stacey find their sin is clean and Rebecca is het. Go back a decade/dozen years and an undergraduate journalist going by the moniker, 'Showbiz Stacey' was caught littering her reviews with unflattering references to Rangers/Rangers supporters(lots of the 'H' term, plenty of 'DOBs', and an addiction to not caring what the animals say. She was exposed in a page 7 and 8 type of way, a few paragraphs. She apologised and most were contented she had blown her future journalistic opportunities. As stated, she is the Herald's Online Editor and her behaviour has changed, in that she is much more careful in her hatred. Being exposed as a bigot has done Kevin McKenna no harm 30 years down the line.

Agreed, but she won't be. There's an insatiable appetite for Rebecca's lies. Now, if the club took up the fight? They won't because of the source of the information. Ridicule is the weapon we are left with, let's use it because it might encourage Rebecca to reveal her source/refrain from using it in future.

Ah, Green Hedges, Dorset; the mothership of intrigue. I bet Rebecca Gray holds the Order of the Brown Sparrow amid Oak Leaf cluster? Rebecca should be ridiculed at every opportunity.

I was both a cub and a scout, also held a several year membership of the Tufty Club. Rebecca Gray should reveal her memberships.

Whatever became of GCC's plans for a statue of Cardinal Winning? Monies were raised, a sculptor was commissioned, and locations were being appraised. A decade past, contributions and suggestions were invited. I proposed a life sized statue of Cardinal Tom, replete in fully segged jackboots, right arm raised(hail, hail), facing the Happy Eater doorway of the Stad de Gadd(north). I feel it's necessary that Cardinal Tom remains a beneficiary of the nordic breeze in perpetuity.

SPFL = Sellik Persuasion Football League.

Anyone think there might be a correlation between the publishers of ra Sellik View and Sellik programme ie the Daily Record publishing a series of negative Rangers headlines during the build up to an old firm game? Crack that whip Peter.

We will find out how accurate Brown's assessment is, when we play Peterhead next week in the final of the Petrofac. Further, I believe Hibs/Dundee United are on it the day before our match with the Yahoos? I note Brown, like team mates McKay-Stevens, Griffiths, Stokes, ....... etc is sporting a new fuller thatch. Perhaps, they can advise the Hampden ground staff on dealing with bare patches.

I suspect in excess of 30,000 Yahoos headed off to Japan on ra Sellik's post season tour in 20008. They'll be awaiting their appeals on applications for single payment crisis loans to get the fare back.

The current Objective Host of ra Show, Gerry McCulloch continually bristles as fellow big BIG Sellik men, Hugh Keevins and Mark Guidi remark that 35,000 Yahoos are missing. The accepted wisdom is that ra Sellik are averaging just over 25,000 at matches. However, numerous contracts demand figures north of 40k to trigger premium returns. The Emperor has new clothes.

The Sports Editor at the National is Martin Hannan. A former rc priest, Martin saw the light, realised he preferred horse racing, betting, and hating all things Rangers, and joined the Herald. Hugh MacDonald spent nearly four decades at the Herald and recently was the recipient of a most generous pay-off. Hugh was Literary Editor at the Herald for a decade when the Saturday Supplement appeared, he was asked to provide football filler. A most illuminating column, Hugh told us of his time at St Mungo, singing rebel songs in the toilets on the afternoons of Sellik european games at ra Piggery. Hugh was Peter's preferred choice as battering ram when challenging the SFA over referees, helped spark a strike. Over the last week, Hugh has appeared on BBC Radio Scotland(big mates with Cosgrove), starred on Radio Clyde last Saturday(big mates with Keevins), and now the National(big mates with dearest Martin). Thus, establishing his credentials with the left talking, right acting nationalists. Folks should go out on strike over his actions, if they could find their conscience. Does Natalie McGarry have a three O'Clock in the morning view on the matter? We should be told.

You know the cliches surrounding the first goal? The first goal is important, sets the pattern, or it's all about the first goal. Well, Queens have notched the first goal in their last five visits to Ibrox. They have gone on to win one, draw two, and lose two. Like Liam Buchanan and Hippolyte, Queens possess a player, Lyle who has a habit of continually playing well and scoring against Rangers. I hope I am wrong but I expect tomorrow to be edgy and nervy.