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Yaaaass! Another factually inaccurate thread about Celtic! Let it shine through.

I hope we grab a winner in the last minute.

What is it about some expats?!

Rangers 2 Hibernian 1 First goal scorer: Roofe

I don't want to get ahead of myself as Glenn Kamara still has plenty of room for improvement. He is probably the best finisher in the history of world football.

The biggest improvement is the defensive record. The best improvement to come would be goals from Morelos. If he starts scoring again then I think we will be unstoppable.

I wouldn't put anything past them. There is no reason to stop playing matches though.

St Johnstone 0 Rangers 2 First goal scorer: Roofe

Relax. Everybody knows that if you think too far ahead you'll fail to jinx the next game coming up. One game at a time.

Never in doubt.

Rangers 3 Motherwell 0 First goal scorer: Defoe

I am tempted to simply say touché but then I remember that I often greet about subject matter when we win.

A wide variety of complaints are circulated after each unexpected defeat. Greeting about the stars on the strip is surely one of the stupidest.

Bob Marley must have really loved Celtic to carry a video cassette recorder, of the era, all round Europe.

A wide variety of complaints are circulated after each unexpected defeat. Greeting about the retro kit is surely one of the stupidest.

3 Rangers victories posted so far.

O.P. is sure to return soon.

He's playing a key role in a team that is undefeated for the season. There is no shortage of critics to talk down his value. There is no need for any of us to help them with that.

Plenty of others who can fill in for him.

This is a great place to post videos of Rangers beating Celtic.

Stuck in the car and listening to Miller and Dodds. Bothing mumbling complete garbage. Revealing zero insight into football. What kind of a cretin signs off on this crap?

Dundee United 0 Rangers 4 First goal scorer: Roofe

Yes, you're right. It is immature of me to be so rude. It's just that I found it so difficult to believe that you can't tell the difference between a question mark and other punctuation. I'll adjust my expectations for the sake of this thread.

So what? Who said anything about us getting Benfica? Please try to keep up.