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Uilleam

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  1. Anybody in a green and white hooped top who offers you sweets.
  2. I note from today's edition of The Guardian that Nearly 30,000 tonnes of sewage sludge containing human waste to enter UK Shipment from Amsterdam has been approved despite health concerns, FoI request reveals Perhaps the Holy Comms have had wind of where this unholy cargo is headed. (https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/sep/02/sewage-sludge-containing-human-waste-uk)
  3. We can but hope........
  4. Holy Comms off to holystone its own decks. Before it is too late, and it is swamped along with its client.
  5. Maradona was better.
  6. Messi will be given a job on cabin crew with Etihad Airlines, at an undisclosed salary, paid in the Gulf, and will play for the Abu Dhabi EPL Franchise as an amateur.
  7. Lowland is the drink for boys, Speyside that for men, but he who aspires to be a hero must drink Islay.
  8. Cosgrove's triple glazing, I take it. A waste of half decent whisky, of course, but needs must...
  9. There are no easy games in European football, but if there were..........
  10. Goalkeeper did what he had to do, and, of course, he has had little practice to date.
  11. Aye,well, if there are a few of them....
  12. I remain to be convinced. He plays in a team which dominates most games. he will never have a better chance to strut whatever stuff he has.
  13. Foot on the gas, please, for the next 45.
  14. His decision making is poor. He's fast, but is he a footballer?
  15. It's difficult, I imagine, to raise legitimate finance for a "Rooms by the Hour" facility.
  16. I don't know, but he could be Levein soon.
  17. I have heard, via the Internet, so it's accurate, that rasellik will "demand" £60M to despatch a French Letter from la Place Porcherie.
  18. It's Lennon. A simpleton could guess at its meaning. Alternatively, remedial classes are available, on line, for the lexically deprived.
  19. No. Rasellik is a "Champions' League Team". It is Scotland's "Champions League Team". It is geared for the Champions' League. It and the Champions' League are one, joined at the hip, inseparable. Think: -horse and carriage -cakes and ale -potatoes and potatoes -Rodgers and Hammerstein -Jagger and Richards -Lennon and...... Ah.....OK, I take your point.....
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