Uilleam

There is a statue of him in Auchtermuchty. Just sayin', like.

Open season on Rangers' players now. Boards, various, have, over the years, maintained silence, dignified, apparently, but read as uninterested and unconcerned, and have kept the club's powder dry, so dry that to detonate it now would result not in a bang, not even a flash in the pan, but a puff.

If you can remember, you weren't there.

Syd Barrett was many things, fey, drug crazed, hippy dippy among them, but prog rocker? I think not.

You never fail to surprise. Unless the song was written about you?

You'll be a demon when the pub quiz returns.

Sydney Barrett? He keeps, then, at very least, a saucerful of secrets (like most of his ilk). Does he have a strange hobby?

As good as that?

Dukes, you say?

Q. Who was more disappointed leaving Ibrox after yesterday's 4 - 0 win by Rangers: a. Mickey Mellon OR b. Kevin Clancy?

Ross County is lying down for the fhilth. Therefore, we need to put a couple of chances away.

Kevin Clancy. The truth is in there, somewhere.

Kindly, I take it.....

Surely to God this Rangers' team is strong enough to see off the mini- mhank east coast mob? A clean sheet, a few goals, a mark made; not much to ask, is it?

As the Rev. Spooner observed, perspicaciously, "Jum is a shining wit".

As far as I can see, rasellik generally -always- gets what it wants, and this no matter the rights and the wrongs. Therefore, it is quite understandable for its manager to question why its orcs, and worse, must remain in their caves and drains.

4 - 0 Roofe

A quid pro quo. Rim the Tim, and get a little something in return.

That's not what "warming the bench" means.....

Gascoigne is from the West Bank of the Tyne, then? To be fair, Gazza has been behind bars a few times; generally as a result of being in front of bars. Didn't know that he was currently slopping out. One thing: the graffito does prove that these reptiles are obsessed with Rangers, and with Rangers' players.

Apparently, the Piggery's "North Curve" so-called, self-styled "Ultras" have vandalised The National Stadium prior to the SCO v ISRAEL match tonight. Apart from the mis-spelling -which clearly indicates that it was them- they would be far better addressing concerns about democracy, freedom, rights, tolerance, repression, etc to Messrs Hamas, Gaza City.

That sound you hear is a "NAW" from me.

You are among friends, J-J, so do tell: what member of Brandon Barker's family are you shagging?

What, and besmirch the reputation of the club like no other?

Anybody in a green and white hooped top who offers you sweets.