Gonzo79

It'd be better if we used bazookas.

Okay, on that basis let's just give Goldson player of the decade. 😀

There's a strange fascination with his build. He's never been a skinny sort. Anyway, he came on yesterday and we immediately improved. Not bad for a Sunday League player.

He's clearly not at his best and I agree we should be looking to part ways but I think that's a bit OTT.

Dundee United were getting hammered off everyone when Paedo FC pumped them 9-0.

Yes! 1-0.

A lot of the passing suggests it's their first match together. Slack as f*ck.

Tillman not having one of his better games.

I think the commentary team need to mention hand ball more often.

Aye, it's a pretty boring game. The blonde lad on their right side looks a decent player. Our midfield is crap.

It feels weird having a settled back four. Mon The Rangers! 🟥⬜🟦

It makes it a bit less interesting and encourages daft rumours but I prefer it this way too.

To be fair, Newcastle's goal was also offside.

I'll be honest, I fucking hate him. He suits them perfectly: a fat, obnoxious mess.

I see the yahoos' new Canadian full-back and ther fat, plate-smashing convict manager have both made comments to the press about the Goldson handball incident in the last couple of days. Their PR (Paranoid Reach) is going into overdrive this week.

Incorrect. He's a Rangers man and is going to be dealing with non-football side of things - hopefully his political and journalism backgrounds prove useful because that's where a lot of our problems/enemies are.

Goalies are like drummers. Keep them in the background and don't ask them their opinion, as they're all a bit nuts.

Jude Bellingham is obviously a very good footballer and from what I've read, his brother shows similar potential and as such, he'll get far better offers than Rangers in the near future. We have to accept what market we're in (it's no longer the 90s).

Oops. I'll just call him jug lugs from here on in.

It'd be funny if Prince Charles asked for Liverpool FC to be docked points because of their recent chant mocking his mother's death. 🤣

Feel free to believe the story. I'll remain sceptical about it.

The Sun is not a reliable source of information, particularly when it comes to football fans. Neither are Police Scotland, who made up stories about Rangers fans after the 2016 Cup Final and have a habit of conveniently losing evidence.

I think Kris Boyd just pulled that one out of nowhere.