Gonzo79

Dundee United were getting hammered off everyone when Paedo FC pumped them 9-0.

Yes! 1-0.

A lot of the passing suggests it's their first match together. Slack as f*ck.

Tillman not having one of his better games.

I think the commentary team need to mention hand ball more often.

Aye, it's a pretty boring game. The blonde lad on their right side looks a decent player. Our midfield is crap.

It feels weird having a settled back four. Mon The Rangers! 🟥⬜🟦

It makes it a bit less interesting and encourages daft rumours but I prefer it this way too.

To be fair, Newcastle's goal was also offside.

I'll be honest, I fucking hate him. He suits them perfectly: a fat, obnoxious mess.

I see the yahoos' new Canadian full-back and ther fat, plate-smashing convict manager have both made comments to the press about the Goldson handball incident in the last couple of days. Their PR (Paranoid Reach) is going into overdrive this week.

Incorrect. He's a Rangers man and is going to be dealing with non-football side of things - hopefully his political and journalism backgrounds prove useful because that's where a lot of our problems/enemies are.

Goalies are like drummers. Keep them in the background and don't ask them their opinion, as they're all a bit nuts.

Jude Bellingham is obviously a very good footballer and from what I've read, his brother shows similar potential and as such, he'll get far better offers than Rangers in the near future. We have to accept what market we're in (it's no longer the 90s).

Oops. I'll just call him jug lugs from here on in.

It'd be funny if Prince Charles asked for Liverpool FC to be docked points because of their recent chant mocking his mother's death. 🤣

Feel free to believe the story. I'll remain sceptical about it.

The Sun is not a reliable source of information, particularly when it comes to football fans. Neither are Police Scotland, who made up stories about Rangers fans after the 2016 Cup Final and have a habit of conveniently losing evidence.

I think Kris Boyd just pulled that one out of nowhere.

I don't think we can afford the Liverpool goalie, Rousseau. 😀

I doubt they'll get VAR binned but their main aim is to put pressure on officials enough to make sure more decisions go in their favour. They'll probably be successful to an extent.

If they're having a meeting about rules and how the refs apply them, other clubs will have to be represented too? We and the press give their paranoia too much coverage. All it really warrants is a wee chuckle and a swift telling off.

The handball rule did swing far too much into them all being given and now has come back to a more common sense approach, where the referee/VAR can make a decision on a case-by-case basis. If you get a shot blasted at your face from a couple yards, then it's instinctive to raise your arms to protect yourself. I prefer the current approach.

I honestly think they could beat us 10-0, with five penalties and three Rangers players sent off and they'd still whine about the ref. It's a genetic inferiority complex and a complete lack of grace they suffer from. Terrible affliction.