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All of the above.

Who’s Alloa’s manager?

Right, Rangers can get started now.

It’s ok. Hibs have to score again before the match begins.

Burnley edge in front, Sunderland hold on but unfortunately Blackburn and the Baggies look out of it. Burnley must be regretting all the draws.

Great centre half. Great captain. Easily takes a place beside Woodburn and Young.

Everton 0-2 Arsenal Palace 0-1 Brighton Ipswich 1-1 Wolves West Ham 2-2 Bournemouth Villa 1-2 Forest Brentford 0-2 Chelsea Fulham 0-3 Liverpool ‘Spurs 3-0 So’ton United -1 City Leicester 0-2 Newcastle

Archetypal Gascoigne goal and to think Gordon Durie was looked on as a B List striker. We didn’t know how lucky we were.

Everybody fails at United. There is no football chalice more poisoned. If ten Hag is looking for a charity hobby the job should be his. Diverging off topic, I wonder who United’s Souness will be, namely the bloke that swaggers in and revives the failing corpulent toad. Whoever does it will be made for life. Not looking forward to the day but it’s coming though not tomorrow.

The Liverpool three were Souness, Dalglish and Hansen featuring in three winning finals plus Nicol as a sub in a fourth. Robertson was in one winning final for Liverpool as was Crerand for United. Looking back through the old lineups of English clubs, the demographic change between Liverpool 1983/84 and United 1998/99 is startling. United had only four Englishmen the same number as Liverpool had Scots though they also had an Irishman, a Welshman and a Trinidadian. After that it just gets worse.

Let’s hope he goes south or overseas. If north, no further than Newcastle please.

The noble lord may achieve his lifelong ambition.

Innocent I may be but I’m a Presbyterian trained innocent so I don’t do miracles unless you count the result of the Aintree Hurdle yesterday.

Irony, my man, irony.

Never lost it, old bean.

Good stuff. I reckon Shakespeare had that somewhere in his St Crispin Day speech but the bloody printer lost it.

You don’t share my confidence then?

That’s how I read it. So £9M approximately, the value of a couple of decent players. celtic will still have to endure a years long maelstrom of media analysis and vituperation. I expect it’ll start soon.

You’re the only one who knows about all the obscure guys at Ulan Bator Wanderers and the like. The rest of us can only think of Barry or José. (I’ve come to terms with no Allardyce or Warnock)

I know. I spake in jest.

Nobody within Rangers just some Guardian readers, bbc folk, university people i.e. those who enrolled and stayed on forever, lefty comedians and maybe even @buster.

Who’s arguing defence?

I think you’ll find that when it comes to killing muslims, other muslims are proficient at it.

Correct. celtic opposed an extension of the season because they claimed to have arranged a tour of Japan early in the close season. “Sporting integrity” they called it. There was no such tour. That’s celtic integrity.

I wonder when Sturgeon, Yousaf, Swinney, McLaren and Aitken will be issuing statements.