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Nah - jessie’s blouse.

Tear open the collar a wee bit and I could see Tiger Shaw in that.

Honoured guests, surely.

Better than all the rest. Any of the usual SNP, RC, bbc started whining yet?

Was it 2010 a 2-1 victory for the Famous? Miller and Naismith scored as did Lovenkrands for NU? I had to look that up. I have zero memory of the match although I can mind fine on Stokoe and Scoular, Jackie Milburn, the Robledo brothers and Bobby Mitchell and the days when newspapers had a typeset “FA Cup Winners Newcastle United”.

The colourful Mr Fairbairn did a lot of criminal defence, got himself elected to Parliament and was appointed Solicitor-General for Scotland. I don’t know if he did any actual prosecuting himself. Not really in his nature.

Criminal defence lawyer changed sides and assists in the Lord Advocate’s Department. I might be hopelessly wrong - it’s happened before - but that profile is getting out of the heavy artillery battle into a job in stores.

And, dear God, here he is. Do up your shirt, sonny, buy a tie and a razor blade then we’ll have another look at you.

What you have to understand, Rab, is that not everything upsets VAR. On the other hand everything upsets celtic. But as 26th points out, Lawwell’s got it under control.

Will Rangers have to sign the other chap as well to keep Danilo happy? This doesn’t bode well.

Probably used more as an instrument of vengeance. Upset a chalk-walloper over something trivial and a double whack made her/him feel better.

Rice is from the youths. I think he knows how to play football. Might be better than Lowry.

There were two types. The wide soft razor stropper (no bother) and the wicked wee narrow Lochgelly tawse with the forked end, one side rough, the other smooth. (Oww-yah)

You can do all right in them.

Darbury Rangers, surely.

That’s Uilleam for you. Ever the controversialist, always out on a limb. Have some public obloquy while you’re at it, pal.

On the one hand, Adamzcuk on the other, Cannigia

Litotes.

Flo at five or six million would have been great. Flo + Zola at eighteen million might have been worth it.

At his age a year’s a bit hopeful.

Time for the Hearts to start punching their weight. Imagine finishing the league behind the Darvel Duffers.

Looks expensive.

26th above has probably got it right.

Press: “Can you keep the zero, this season, Jack?” JB: “Only if the dozy tossers in front of me start marking their man, heading the ball and putting in a few tackles.”

Amen.