compo

It all stinks like a box of rotten haddies

Aye Ready

If they appeal to the two authorities they will probably having us pay them compensation

I don't what's going on at Chelsea but the owner has personally scraped plans for their new stadium I can only think it is something to do with being refused a visa .

Give Wallace a damn good flogging by way of extra hard training it is nice in Gullane at this time of the year as for the other one kick him out then find the one who is leaking stories to the inky fingers and hump him as well .

Maybe it's time to ban members of the SFA and SPFL from attending matches at Ibrox ,now doubt they don't pay to come in ,ban them .

I see Ms Dempster at Easter road is talking about a further cut to our allocation .

Nothing will change as long as strings are pulled

Let's hope it's not mission impossible

The standard of all journalism in Scottish papers is abysmal.

Looks good well done to you all

The whole champions league set up will be in for an almighty change if Juventus get their way maybe some computer people can post the story that is in today's daily mail .

It will be 9th of June before we can buy who knows how much money will be available to the new manager and we also have to shift the dead wood from the squad which might prove hard or costly , roll on the new season .

The man's a screwball

I wish him a speedy recovery

We should give the green mob a fumigation of good old DDT as they enter the turnstiles .

Maybe we should just go back to the first ever strip the blue has not been much luck to us in recent times

Villa and Fulham are two sides that I would have liked in the premiership, Fulham were the first team to pay a player more than a hundred pounds a week old Tommy Trinder paid Johnny Haynes wage from his own pocket

Remember in Marseilles going down this back alley to some bar where someone told us that they had tickets for the game , kept waiting on Popeye Doyle to make an appearance and wishing I had a gun in my pocket , scary place for strangers

Slim used to hold court in the Georgic bar many a Sundays you would see him and wee jinky having a sing song

Who gives a toss what a Sunday Mail hack prints

Will it be Madrid or Liverpool to lift the trophy if you fancy a bet it's Madrid 6/5 Liverpool 9/5 And lots of good scorecard bets , go on fill yer boots .

Give them he Haw

That might be the pub that is now Novos when Ferguson was mine host .

A first class header of the ball