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🤣 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Stewart_(footballer) "Michael James Stewart (born 26 February 1981) is a Scottish former footballer who stole a career He began his career with Manchester United and played for both Edinburgh derby rivals, Hearts and Hibernian. He also played for Nottingham Forest and Charlton Athletic during his career he was a failed footballer and gets frustrated when the famous Glasgow rangers win . Stewart was capped four times for the Scotland national football team. As a TV pundit, he has won accolades such as "Clown of the Year" and "Ginger Prick of the Month". He secretly has posters of Jorge Albertz on his wall.".

I watched the Copa Libertadores final on Saturday, which was thoroughly enjoyable...apart from Nevin's co-commentary. He really is a smug wee prick.

Imagine you were so useless and contemptible a person that the SNP wouldn't let you be one of its representatives. That's Michael Stewart.

Stewart is completely unable to hide his bitterness. He's a woeful pundit and only gets the job because he himself provides a talking point due to his bias and incompetence.

Surely they can be invited inside NEH?

Scott Wright played really well today. I really like Clement but have no idea why Lammers is starting. Get Cantwell in behind the main striker.

I'd say so, although Hearts' penalty was quite soft.

Happy with that. We're making progress under a proper manager.

Scratch that.

We just need Cantwell to get on the ball more and Danilo to take one of his chances.

Going to a pub/mate's house with a Viaplay subscription or a dodgy stream are the options.

Lammers starting again!? FFS. I thought Ridvan deserved a starting slot. Ach well, get intae them Rangers!

Hopefully we'll see a continuation of our performances against Hibs and Dundee and not so much of what we saw against Hearts last week. Start on the front foot and I'm quite confident we can do the business. 🟥⬜🟦

Just get the Union Flags out - nothing looks better than a sea of red, white and blue Britishness!

I'm hoping the hobo, sheep and Hearts Ultras all use pyrotechnics but we don't. The media response would be fascinating.

DJ is 70 today.

So, what are your favourite moments at and not at a match? Me: At - 2002 Cup Final. I think I was on the supporters bus before I finished celebrating Lovenkrands winner. I remember stewards telling my dad and me we had to leave the North Stand at Hampden. I think I would've just stayed there forever, if allowed. Not At - Fiorentina 2008. Was watching the match with my brother (not a Bear) in the house and about three seconds after Novo scored I had completely rearranged the living room. Two couches upended and God knows what else. The neighbours complained to the landlord but I didn't care.

Danilo is two footed.

You might be thinking about a full bottle? I was referring to the 350ml sort. Just stick it under the belt (I've done it with a hip flask but not Buckfast, I might add). Don't really need any storage room at all.

I always see people asking how these items are allowed into grounds. It's very easy. Just stick it down your trousers, same as a hip flask or a bottle of Buckfast. I'm sure no one wants to receive a full body search going into grounds and the security staff aren't well paid enough to do it properly anyway, so it's just something we'll have to deal with.

Is this what it's like watching American football analysis?

Gerrard never lost 5-1 to Celtc (at Ibrox or anywhere). Each scenario is different.

I thought it looked good. The delay, assisted by the fire alarms at Dens Park, was unfortunate. Comparing standard Ultra imagery with what the GBs are up to is strange. All Ultras love a flare up, a tifo and a few flags. Not all Ultras celebrate acts of terrorism, display hanging effigies of certain religious groups, pretend to be foreign and wave religious symbols. Not unsurprising that the Scottish press would choose to focus on one as much as the other though, is it.

"Masonic cryo-chambers" 🤣

As far as I'm aware, play continues. There are no specific rules stating play should be stopped when that happens.