alexscottislegend

Presume he would replace Igamane as the latter would command a greater fee than Dessers.

Oh bollox! Thought I'd got one over on Rousseau there!

Kent cost £7m: we can get Cerny for 5.5 if we move before the end of May.

Is Benitez Rafasaurus a dinosaur? Seen him quoted and he is available.

Now there is a forgotten name - 'the wizard of the dribble they called him.'

Can't blame Gordon for any of the goals though his distribution is dire - bit like Butland's.

Really hard to argue with that. I'd have Dalglish on the sub bench though.

Did you notice Bajrami? He got subbed but I didn't see him get the ball once.

A tad tangential perhaps, but we have been 'inclusive' for a long time; I recall an Egyptian, name of Mohammed Latif, who played for us in the Edwardian period I think. Scott 7 and compo will tell us how good he was.

Not quite. One is a national ideology; the other is an international ideology.

The lack of specificity is a problem. I desire to know what the antonym of woke is.

Re offence: you know there is tv programme I absolutely love called "Rumpole of the Bailey." Because it is from the eighties before each episode they give a warning that you may be offended by discriminatory language and views which reflect the times. Every time I am baffled by what is 'offensive' in the show. You know what, I am more offended by modern tv adverts which show women waggling their backsides and talking about their 'pee.' And it's a product called 'Discreet'. Anything less discreet I have not seen.

I think it is just aping the Ultras of Rome and suchlike.

Could that be the Craig, formerly of this parish and confidante of Kevin Thomson?

Couldn't agree more. Huge difference between a plastic bottle which I don't think hit anyone and a pyrotechnic.

Very unfair on Adams; Booth and Jackson would never have been recruited for Serie A where he is doing well. The eligibility rule is for another argument but many people now have dual heritage.

This is no longer a laughing matter. Ex-ref Keith Hackett thinks it deserves a ban; this could last from 2-8 weeks! Lose Cerny and we go out the cup. It does show that the player cares and I was as amused as anyone. Now, however......

Very sensible. Your vice is gambling😁.

Where did our little Napoleon suddenly find his aerial ability?

Some things are just too good to check out! I think I've heard somewhere in the recesses of my memory that Lily Langtree was indeed the actress in question, though as you infer, it may be apocryphal.

🤣 You know what I meant!

Wonder why we don't also have a St Andrew's day parade?

Don't know why you'd get shot down - think you're quite right. Only Maeda and Kuhn are arguably better than our options.

Should that not be - "No,not yet"?

Well, today you can!