Gonzo79

Aye and we're even worse than I thought. A truly God awful football match.

Lammers is Steve McManaman after five years on heroin.

Aye, it's shite. Mistakes just take longer.

More like pariahs.

I see Davis is sticking with the 'no midfield' formation.

Goldson. He's having a 'mare.

We deserve to be a goal down. Can't hold the ball up and the defence is a shambles.

McInnes isn't going to be asked and has previously turned the job down. I have no idea why anyone thinks that will happen.

I quite like Rangers in red. We can be like the Crusaders setting off for the Holy Land from Cyprus.

Is that a 4-3-3, a 4-4-2 or a 4-2-3-1? Probably the latter.

I don't like the early KO time. Just means another two hours drinking. Ach well, Mon The Teddy Bears!

I vaguely remember that one, Uilleam. I'm sure it was not long after Gazza signed.

Whisky is best drunk straight. One ice-cube is acceptable. Stick with Speyside malts and you can't lose. And a bullet to the head is best after a defeat against that lot. Good way to avoid a week of misery.

Do you watch a lot of Sparta Prague matches?

Only Man Utd and Eintracht Frankfurt have beaten them in Seville (in Euro comps), in the last 3 or 4 years.

Maybe he can now find the time to figure out how to take a handbrake off or stop talking so much.

Sloop John B immediately springs to mind.

How odd.

As much as we scoff at the likes of Warnock and Allardyce, these 'old school' managers would probably do not too badly against the types of opposition we face and might also be good at kicking a few arses. Have any foreign tippy tippy Xg coaches actually done a job in Scotland?

Whilst we're looking at ex-players, does anyone think Gazza could motivate the squad?

I've always had a soft spot for Lazio...

Aye, shouting you're shite or that's pish is guaranteed to gee someone up.

Aye but we "can't compete" at this level. Meanwhile, Ajax, who pumped us home and away last season, are currently having a nightmare (see Uilleam's post).

Current odds don't necessarily show us who the club want. In other bad news, Clement is in talks with a Saudi club (Al Shabab) and I doubt we can compete with them, wage-wise.