Gonzo79

A Man Utd jacket!? ?

Stein and Burns are already dead.

Cosgrove and Cowan resemble fat, speccy geeks who still live with their mums. Good timing with the store opening two weeks before Christmas. I'm sure they'll do great business.

When Tav does interviews I tend to think that he doesn't sound particularly authoritative. His demeanour on the pitch doesn't do much to dispel that.

Was the journalist who interviewed him a 10 year old? The first questions I'd have asked would've been: Why do you love Rangers? What first brought the club to your attention? Did anyone approach you and ask you to make the investment?

I work beside a few Hearts fans and their talk (this week) has all been about Morelos and poor officiating, not their poor form. Levein is conning them as much as anyone else. I don't like VAR and would hate to see it introduced in Scotland. Why should Brechin City and Montrose have to rely on our useless officials but Motherwell and Hibs enjoy the wonders of modern technology? It'd just be another widening of the gap between televised football and all the rest.

I'm a pessimist. Unfortunately, our recent form verifies my pessimism. I really hope we win but it's hard to know what to expect these days. We beat Rapid Vienna and draw in Spain but lose to Aberdeen and Livingston.

Which posters will be going? It's my first time going to an away match in Europe. I have a ticket but not in our section. My head says the league is all that really matters but my heart says qualifying for the knock out stages would truly be a moment to savour after what we've been through these past few years. Either way, I can't wait...

I agree. Hopefully Rossiter can get a game soon too. Ejaria and Coulibaly are decent enough on a good day. Unfortunately, their good days don't occur nearly enough.

I bet that yahoo who plays for them will be delighted to pull that shirt on. ?

Lafferty up front is seriously uninspiring. I reckon we'll lose this one.

One guy ran onto the side of the pitch, in response to a baffling decision by the officials and then didn't really do much other than that. Moronic? Of course. But let's keep things in perspective.

Buy a creative midfielder and another striker. Send either Ejaria or Coulibaly back to their parent club.

We should be used to this. If anything good happens, we find a way to ruin it within a few days. Murder.

As Pensively Staring suggests, it is an inferiority complex. A fully justified inferiority complex. You'd have to pay me good money to watch any of their matches when we're not involved. I wouldn't pollute my living room with that filth.

From my own time watching Rangers: Goram Stevens Butcher Gough Numan Laudrup Gazza Ian Ferguson Barry Ferguson Cooper Mols

As long as they all look like this, I'm not too bothered.

Our manager is probably looking at the fixtures the player will miss/not miss, depending on an appeal. I have no intention of arguing with Steven Gerrard but I have my own opinion on how football should be played, regardless.

I sent a message to a Hearts fan (today), asking if they actually have vocal chords. He said Anne Budge prefers them to keep quiet. ?

The staff at Pacific Quay are probably pissing themselves laughing at the thread and our proposal to pay for a billboard. Hopefully most of them are unemployed soon.

It's football. Not ballet. Never a sending off!

Is his neck made out of paper?

Imagine being delighted with a support that made less noise than a local library. ?

Levein is a speccy twat. The Hearts support today didn't make a peep.

The press are out to get Morelos. The boy is a bit of a hothead but he did nothing wrong today. I want to see Rangers players fight for every ball and that's what he did. Rob McLean and Michael Stewart are a pair of fuds. I briefly met Willie Johnston last Saturday and I want to see a whole team with that kind of ability and attitude.