Gonzo79

Having now watched 3 matches, I'm wondering...do all modern football fans stare at the big screens the whole match, just incase they appear and then they'll know to make complete fuds of themselves? It does my nut in. They resemble teenage girls at a boyband concert. Watch the game FFS!

Rousseau has now confirmed it. He's a Steps fan. Or maybe The Bee Gees.

The thread title is a bit quaint.

Peru vs Denmark - Hummel strips and a look at a sash. What's not to like?

I hope they both lose - he is fined for being a nuisance and Celtc FC are folded, for the benefit of mankind. They're always the victims, aren't they.

He comes across well there. I hope the team has the same relish and belief as he does.

Wait, women have their own World Cups? When did I enter the Twilight Zone?

The posts above suggest Aluko's sister was chatting away about the Iran match. The words "stove" and "Jesus" immediately sprang to my mind.

Thanks for posting. Good read. I really don't like the 'Old Lady' thing.

They actually have women doing analysis at the world cup? Stop the world, i'm getting off!

I'd much rather we focus on pummelling teams.

Costa Rica 1990 left a very sour taste, craig.

The world cup would be better if Europe and South America got more places and Central/North America and Asia got less.

I'm glad I don't bother with opening ceremonies when I'm informed pop music for middle aged women is the flavour of the day. I drew Argentina in the sweep at work today. Still hope they don't win. The Russian shirt is very smart.

McCrorie is the only player who I'd be gutted to lose.

Watching paint dry is more productive.

"but with a cash deal for the Colombian striker, could Rangers be looking at using part of that fee to help fund the Slovakian’s wages?" We're also going to sell Windass to Lazio and use the cash to fund Fernando Torres' £60k per week wages. See how easy it is?

The '£50k a week' wages bit.

Nothing about football suggests "financial equity" in 2018. I remember laughing, in the past, at Tims whining about fixture conspiracies. I also remember Souness having a poor start in 1986/87.

Ibrox Noise is about as realistic as Willy Wonka.

We play everyone home and away apart from all the split malarkey. Rangers should have no fear of any of these teams, at home or away. Our first game will be away because the champions start at home. Making excuses before the fixtures have been drawn is poor. Let's start winning our league back and leave excuses to the other lot.

@ranger_syntax, here you go.

I'd prefer Orange. Just for the reaction.

It's self explanatory. Spanish people generally don't want to see their nation fragment. Most spanish folk I've met support their local side and either Barca/Real (depending on political leanings).

Barcelona and Real Madrid are both horrible clubs. But one supports a separatist movement.