Gonzo79

I have never listened to Keevins or read anything he has written. I can recommend it.

Owen Archdeacon will be the face of our new sex toy stalls in the Club Deck and Mike Galloway will front the new Rangers deoderant range.

I've only bought a handful of match programmes during my 30+ years attending football matches but I'll be buying even less now.

Griffiths is white. Bolongoli is a person of colour. I can't wait for the BBC and The Guardian to pick up on Celtc's obvious racism.

So I take it Boli Bolingoli-Mbombo isn't a 'separate entity'?

How wobbly is her heid today?

I wouldn't get your hopes up on that front. ☹️

Take a quick look at the hierarchy of the SPFL/SFA and the Scottish government.

If Lukaku had been on top form Inter would've scored 5 or 6. I was a wee bt surprised at how poor and dirty Bayer Leverkusen were.

What a coincidence. Adidas are releasing a 'Dentist's Chair' Gazelle trainer next week - it celebrates Gazza's goal against Scotland at Euro '96. I kid you not!

The lads at my work say it quite often (mostly from Edinburgh and East Lothian). I never heard it growing up in the Borders. It was always trainers or as my grandpa used to say, "training shoes".

Hopefully the charity can assist those who find attending court to be a real challenge.

I fully expect us to drop points on Wednesday or Sunday, having read that.

We seemed to be attempting more shots from further out, which was good to see, although most were blocked quite easily.

I am delighted we are 2 points clear of them but being honest, we could be 20 points clear at Xmas and I'd still be nervous. We just need to keep winning. I was happy to see Morelos start. The wee man is a cracking player who should be utilised as long as he is here.

Slight injury, from what I've read.

I'd rather listen to nails being dragged down a blackboard.

Running is good for the heart but not for the legs/hips. Humans are designed to run on our toes but because of footwear we don't, which has a detrimental effect on those parts of the body.

A pal of mine's said letters were missing off the Struth bit inside the shirt on the one he got. The quality is good but there certainly seems to have been some teething problems overall.

I expect we'll get a goal either half and both teams will be happy with it sitting at 2-0. A dull fixture.

The board will have a figure they want and it's up to potential buyers to match it. I'd imagine it'll be around £18m.

Aye, you definitely haven't been in a Scottish boozer for a while.

Griffiths should consider going to see his partner's wig maker.

At the end of the day, the Aberdeen players will be reprimanded by the club and I'm sure all professional clubs will have taken note and told their staff, in no uncertain terms, not to behave similarly. It's a big hullabaloo about not very much. And we can take some real comfort in knowing that NHS Scotland will have the details of every single person who was in those sheep shagging dives. ?

As this whole pandemic has proven, government and NHS plans are entirely different from the execution. I've been in several Scottish pubs since they reopened (have you, JFK?) and in most no one has to provide contact details and in those that you do, the handwriting and telephone numbers I noted would be indecipherable to hieroglyphics experts.