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Listening to the sportsound podcast from yesterday and apart from the general negativity (MacIntryre, McLaughlin, Commons) on a potential Gerrard appointment (tbf Ian McCall did strike a more balanced view)....further into the programme there is an interview with Malky MacKay about youth football, when Kenny MacIntryre comes up with this beauty..........

 

..."SG has been heavily linked with the Rangers job, we're told he's interested, talks are at an advanced stage...Yet, we keep hearing that he will ...be able to bring young players from England, from Liverpool up to Rangers. Thats got to be a concern....."

 

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I wonder as to the Screaming Shill's diary today?

 

You have to hand it to Edvard Munch, having the foresight a century past to capture Chris beside PQ's riverside location.

 

Anyways, will the Screaming Shill attend a press conference at Ibrox today on behalf of the national broadcaster, or will he blow Brenda's cheese as usual?

 

We should be told.

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2 hours ago, 26th of foot said:

I wonder as to the Screaming Shill's diary today?

 

You have to hand it to Edvard Munch, having the foresight a century past to capture Chris beside PQ's riverside location.

 

Anyways, will the Screaming Shill attend a press conference at Ibrox today on behalf of the national broadcaster, or will he blow Brenda's cheese as usual?

 

We should be told.

The BBC's "Senior Football Reporter" looks like he has been the victim of several years torture at the unsparing hands of the Spanish Inquisition.

What will he look like as fresh pain is heaped upon anguish, upon  torment, upon agony, from 3pm today, and  hopefully for all time coming?

Will the costumiers 'Pacific Quay manage to create an appropriate mask?  Over a Bank Holiday weekend?

 

 

 

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Beeb Scotland lunchtime news.

 

Apres full throated consummation of Brenda's tumescent appendage, the Screaming Shill stands on the far side of Edmiston Drive. He reports a match day atmosphere, scarves and flags for sale, a few hundred Bears in attendance, and a burger van manoeuvering into position behind him. He confirms Steven Gerrard is already inside Ibrox, and is expected to put pen to a three year contract. He has no managerial experience and appropriate questions will be posed reference his motivation and assurances he has received.

 

Platitudes out of the way, Chris reminded Gerrard that Brenda was waiting across the city. On the cusp of a double treble, CL football, recently delivered two sound thrashings to Rangers, is the manager of a club that is out of site, has been out of site for a number of years, .............................. etc.

 

Whilst watching, I was reminded of a road sign I passed in Montana some years past, it read, 'roadkill-from your grill to our grill'. An enterprising cafe owner was advertising his service of marinading and barbecuing anything you ran over. Reversing burger van owners should take note!   

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