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“How good would a select from the following countries be ? Croatia Serbia Bosnia Slovenia Macedonia Montenegro” Good enough to draw with Scotland and progress to the second stage of the 1974 World Cup but not good enough to beat hosts and ultimately tournament winners, West Germany.

Not impressed by that shambling crew slouching into the airport. Let’s hope Mr Gerrard sharpens them up. He himself can surely afford tuppence for a razor blade.

Unfortunately it won’t be celtic paying the bill, it will be their insurers. Assuming they’ve paid their premiums, of course. Let’s hope there’s a big excess.

To be fair to celtic - have I just written that? - it was probably their insurers’ lawyer, not theirs.

“It was his duty to watch where he was placing his feet.” By God that’s some hotshot lawyer celtic have got.

At last. A picture worth looking at. Well done, buster.

Juve doesn’t but Iuventus does

Juventus are the Old Lady in Italy. Can’t understand that.

I better for us if he goes. Anywhere.

Unbelievable decision. Restore the Bilelly boy now. Bocott dates and sell your camel.

Could work.

You’re right. Checking the pictures it does have a classy blue fringe. I prefer my pointy ended reefer, though.

This photo was extracted from Follow Follow. If you expand it the word “Ready” is the Motto. SORRY. The photo capture didn’t work.

18,000 average isn’t a bad turnout. Better than Sheep and Hertz?

Salah on his current form is exceptional. He doesn’t just score goals, he creates the opportunities for himself and others by the speed of his runs in or near the box. He can change direction in an instant. Will he ge the same next season? Firminio didn’t do a lot.

Liverpool will be better when they manage to play for more than seventy minutes and sign a ‘keeper.

Well deserved promotion for Fulham. I wonder who will be next manager at the Villa?

I want Villa to win but Fulham are the form team apart from a stumble at the end of the season. Villa have stumbled quite a few times.

Mayhem and carnage in the West of Scotland after matches against celtic. You must remember it from a few years ago. They were all on about it. Chief Constables, Jack McConnell, Salmond, the toff Liberal guy, Gorrie, Chick Young, NBM and all the rest of the hand-wringers, even surgeons from A&E departments. Streets running with blood. Domestic violence. Hospitals over burdened. You don’t hear so much these days. What’s changed? Are all the initiatives and re-education programmes bearing fruit? Or is it just that Rangers were winning then and celtic are winning now?

Maybe we’re being a bit unfair to the snakes. (The real ones)

You’d think that he drove the team ‘bus as a club employee.

You disagree that his advocates in parliament would be rattlesnakes?

If Rangers had a placeman in the SFA who made a disparaging remark abour celtic all the rattler MSPs would be on their feet asking the parrlymunt tae condemm thess ootrajuss, racusst and bigutted statemunt, red in the face and flapping their wings, then off to the studio for an interview with the PQ csc. Edit: That should have been a reply to Darther *6.

Not the Palace. The other place across the road.

Silly bhoy, surely. They’ll laugh it off. No newspaper campaign. No questions at Holyrood. No tumbrels.