Gonzo79

Home and Third are both quite smart. Away is nice but I'm not a big fan of white football shirts (don't get me started on white socks). Thankfully, I'm a grown up so feel no requirement to purchase or wear the things. Best 2023/24 shirt I've seem is the Umbro Dynamo Dresden shirt, which is an absolute cracker. Special mention to adidas, who have given the scum two of the worst football shirts I have ever seen (reptilian scales and criminal fingerprints all over them, suitably enough).

You know a person has an inferiority complex when something as simple as a colour can anger them.

The only buying that matters when it comes to Roofe is if there's a club willing to take a gamble. It's unlikely, so he's probably going to be here for 2023/24.

The strips sell big when first released, just prior to Christmas and whenever the discounts appear, so whether we win in it or not is largely irrelevant, in terms of money made. Obviously, I'm sure we'd all rather win the league in a shit strip (Helicopter Sunday) than lose it in a great strip (late 60s, early 80s).

I genuinely prefer it when we stick to red, white and blue but there's a real joy in knowing how much annoyance any orange causes amongst our many detractors. It's just a colour and one that is very prominent on the flag of the Republic of Ireland.

New third shirt, which I reckon will sell well...

Doncaster...again.

The sooner we get rid off the 55 first XI, the better. And I mean every single one of them.

Don't recall much football being played in German fairytales or during high jumping dance routines in Kenya.

There's a really weird obsession with his height. Is this peculiar to Scotland?

Is Yfeko a new signing or a youth player?

Because we only play one up front!

Rousseau is a nerd. Never argue with a nerd about statistics.

'Arsehole' fits perfectly.

Getting Wright off the wage bill is a good thing, regardless of the fee. Good luck to him but we need better players.

I like wearing royal blue, so have no problem with the request.

Should be fine in most pubs around the city centre and Ibrox, as long as they allow football colours and the behaviour is relatively civilised. Avoid Celtc slophouses - they're easy to spot as the patrons have monobrows, beady eyes, are unable to go a day without wearing club colours (green and a brownish white) and bad BO.

The Broomloan Collective/Union Bears have asked everyone to wear blue for the Newcastle and Hamburg matches.

I hope you can find a way to cope, if we do.

Beale didn't fancy Colak, so we're better off taking a decent fee for him. I like him and he's a decent goalscorer but I don't think he fits the way Beale wants to set up, so quite happy for the funds to come in and be used on someone else.

Colak is off to Parma - official.

Given the injury issues at CB, they might be needed to stay back.