Match Thread [FT] Rangers 2 (Tavernier 6pen; Dessers 15) - 1 Servette

[yuddie 1,054]

Are they actually first teamers though?

 

8 out of your first XI out? More than a whiff of bs.

 

It'll probably be something like us v Celtic a couple of seasons back, they'll have a fairly strong XI and nothing on the bench..we laugh about that game but it was a pretty strong team to be fair.

 

IF it is true, we should try and put some goals on them. I don't care if it's arrogance but if two thirds of your first team are missing you should be getting beat in Europe at this level.

[Uilleam 5,507]

2 hours ago, Scott7 said:

See all this stubble business - dos it mean you’re well hard or that you’re too lazy to get out of your bed in the morning? 

It means your hand is too shaky to shave. 

The answer is, soap up, and with razor in hand, jam your elbow into the corner between two of the bathroom walls, and move your face up and down the razor.

 

You're welcome.

[Gonzo79 13,786]

2 hours ago, Scott7 said:

See all this stubble business - dos it mean you’re well hard or that you’re too lazy to get out of your bed in the morning? 

Facial hair is a simple, visible representation of a difference between males and females.  I like to point that out to alphabet people, from time to time.  

 

However, did you know native Americans don't have facial hair?  

[Uilleam 5,507]

Servette, then? Switzerland, then?

Listen up:

 

In Italy, for 23 years under Mussolini, they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed......they produced Torino, Juventus, Internazionale, Milan, Roma, and Lazio, and two 2 World Cups. 

In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, 500 years of democracy, and what did that produce.......? The cuckoo clock....

...and the odd middling team that can make it difficult for The Rangers....

 

FFS, lads, channel your inner Italian - Forza Azzurri!!

 

 

 

[der Berliner 3,292]

On 08/08/2023 at 13:00, Gonzo79 said:

That's the sort of thing I'd expect to read on Kerrydale Street.  

Well, it remains fact, doesn't it? Whether you put it into the equation or not is up to you.

[ian1964 10,459]

 

[ian1964 10,459]

[Scott7 5,255]

1 hour ago, Gonzo79 said:

However, did you know native Americans don't have facial hair?  

Yep. Never saw any o’ them red varmints a-whoopin’ and a hollerin’ round the wagon train with any sort of a beard.

 

Could interfere considerably with the scalping procedure, I should imagine.

[Bill 13,717]

One look at the starting eleven tonight and we'll know our fate.

Surely, no more chicken shit selections.

Edited August 9, 2023 by Bill

[BlackSocksRedTops 3,495]

19 minutes ago, Bill said:

One look at the starting eleven tonight and we'll know our fate.

Surely, no more chicken shit selections.

C'mon Beale. Release the hand brake!!! 3-4-3. 

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