Bill

I'd rather gnaw my thumbs off than join this deeply misguided organisation.

They've probably got their own copy of FIFA

He's definitely not fast but I wouldn't say he is slow. 🤣

You haven't spent much time in Africa then.

It could well have been around 1968 right enough. Like Compo I remember it being cold as Sturgeons tits but there again most footy grounds are. Sadly all other details must have been blown out to sea.

My memory vaguely tells me I've been to Arbroath to watch Rangers. Have they been in the top tier before or am I hallucinating?

Aberdeen 0 Rangers 2 FGS - Morelos

In the words of the sage of the age, it will be decided when it is decided. Everything up until then is noise.

I’d like to see us kill the Old Firm brand stone dead

I think the writing is on the wall in big capital letters, underlined, in red .... Goldson is leaving and the transition to a Souttar/Helander partnership will likely be made before the end of this season.

Talking about adding new players, what news of Ryan Jack?

If the offer isn’t over £15m it’s not worth looking at.

£10m? You’re having a laugh surely.

Yes, almost as if that's what was how it was intended look. I've no particular insight into what went on but it's clear from what we now know that the police never got close to anyone who actually did break the law and that doesn't surprise me - the police behaved like the third rate fools they were expected to be. The whole world was looking at Green, Whyte and the rest of them while those responsible were leaving quietly by the back door. I doubt if we'll ever know now who they were.

The police were only justified if they had clear evidence of wrong doing. I think it's now beyond doubt they didn't and in that respect these cases should never have been brought to court. It's just one more window on the corruption and incompetence running through every artery of public life in Scotland.

It was ridiculous to retain Defoe beyond the end of last season. I was disappointed in Gerrard’s judgement and suspect it had more to do with his relationship with Defoe rather than his obligation to Rangers.

A Scottish centre half at Rangers. I think I've seen one of those before.

Clairvoyance, apparently.

I suppose it depends on how relevant that behaviour is to the activity of the company. In Celtic's case the connection is clear and direct.

Leaner, keener, meaner. Well deserved. Big turn around.

If all of that comes through it will be another very good window for Ross Wilson to add to his capture of GvB

Do you know how Itten did during his loan spell?

How do you know how good he thinks he is? Has he told you?

Yes, noisy bastards. African football is completely spoiled by the British media, indulging their white guilt and earnestly informing us at every turn - "look, black people play football too". Maybe it would be tolerable if it was treated just like any other crass, boring, over-sold football tournament.

Afcon? No thanks, no interest at all.