Bill

The Gary Mackay-Steven rumour is an intriguing one. He's clearly a talented player, the question for me is how good would he be in a Rangers shirt?

Nah, they'll be pissing themselves laughing at a proposal they're confident will never be carried out.

If Club1872 was what it should be, it would be doing it already.

You have to laugh. Quoting VAR at a World Cup where there wasn't a single Scottish referee to be judged by it. Maxwell would be better served questioning why none of his referees were invited to officiate at the big table.

IT WASN'T EVEN CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!

Coventry City. Now there's a club whose fans have really been put through the wringer for too many years. Hopefully they will also bounce back before too long.

Or they could just go to a music concert where hopefully there won't be too many people playing football.

I don’t mind anyone standing at a football match. So long as they don’t do it in front of me.

... at home by Ayr Utd. Most satisfactory viewing on BBC Alba.

So who are these "criminals"?

There have been a lot of good prospects over the years who haven't made it, not because they lacked ability but because they were coached and managed by dinosaurs to whom youth development was a profound mystery. Hopefully we're now in new territory where the likes of Middleton will be developed for the benefit of Rangers and not some other club.

Don't be daft. This is Scotland, of course there will be shite refereeing, it's the only kind we have.

Pull together? There’s a novel idea ... but a damned good one. ??

The only addiction worth spending money on is power, all the rest are just excuses for the lack of it. If you're not in Megalomaniacs Anonymous you're not at the party. ? Fancy trading in your soul?

Eventually, nature exploits all lines of weakness. Repent ye sinner ?

Ashley Cole has to be one of the best barrel-scrapers so far. Slow news day at the Metro?

Alcohol, gambling, drugs, smoking, socialism. They’re just some of nature’s ways of winnowing out the weak and the stupid. Oh yes they are ?

Hell of a lot of words just to cultivate goodwill from Celtic fans and sundry other Haters of Rangers. All that was required was for Fraser to say Rangers is a den of “dirty orange bastards”.

It's really that simple, some simply have to go so it's only logical we should start with players who are fit but can't get a game.

I think the SFA has just presented Rangers with the opportunity to piss all over them. I hope we take the fullest-possible advantage.

Wallace is just one of several players we need to be offloading.

That's fair enough as long as they sell all seats allocated to their own supporters.

I'd rather see a gin maker's name on Rangers shirts than a betting company. Gambling is about to become as socially unacceptable as smoking and syphilis.

I wouldn't bet on it. I imagine their ego will see them arrange some kind of event to grab the headlines and show they don't care. A Palestine Rally at Parkhead perhaps. Or a paedophiles' congress.

Losing is always awful but I see their absence as a reason to celebrate and when we win it will be the privilege of even more bears to enjoying first hand.